You see, Jack, what had happened was:
My parents feather pillows had gotten kind of flat so I had gone out and purchased some new down to bring them back to their original capacity. Well, as I was pumping the deflated sacks with fresh plumes, they walked right in and ruined my surprise!
Jesus? I just saw a movie in which Jack Palance played Jesus, that's right--Jesus Raza, a Mexican. The funny thing is that I didn't realize it was him until after the end credits. And the gorgeous Claudia Cardinale was in it, nude a couple of times but nothing was ever shown.