Directors Film/TV characters who would get kicked off HTF (1 Viewer)

[MatthewA]

This is an odd poll (not a tourney)...

If fictitious movie or TV characters were to become HTF members, who would get kicked off and why. I'll start with:

Donald Duck (for obvious reasons)

Addison DeWitt (from All About Eve), for a generally condescending manner

 

[Joe Bernardi]

Bill Murray (in Groundhog Day) for needlessly repeating himself.

 

[Craig S]

The entire Simpson family would be out quick:

• Bart Simpson - for being a brat
• Homer Simpson - for being the quintissential Joe Six-Pack
• Lisa Simpson - for being an insufferable know-it-all
• Marge Simpson - for advocating censoring all movies down to PG-level
• Maggie Simpson - for her one-word review of every film ("Suck... suck... suck...")

Tony Soprano - after several members who disagreed with him on the merits of Godfather Part III mysteriously stop posting

Gollum - for continually thread-crapping with his Hobbit-bashing rants

And several denizens of the Star Wars universe would not fare well here:

• Darth Vader - for creeping out the few female HTFers with his heavy breathing
• Greedo - for shooting first
• Han Solo - for not shooting first
• Jar Jar Binks - for being Jar Jar Binks
• George Lucas - for "raping our childhood"... and for Jar Jar Binks

 

[Zen Butler]

Frodo Baggins- for the constant sniveling

 

[Patrick McCart]