Directors Film/TV characters who would get kicked off HTF

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  1. MatthewA

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    This is an odd poll (not a tourney)...

    If fictitious movie or TV characters were to become HTF members, who would get kicked off and why. I'll start with:

    Donald Duck (for obvious reasons)

    Addison DeWitt (from All About Eve), for a generally condescending manner
     
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    Bill Murray (in Groundhog Day) for needlessly repeating himself.
     
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    The entire Simpson family would be out quick:
    • Bart Simpson - for being a brat
    • Homer Simpson - for being the quintissential Joe Six-Pack
    • Lisa Simpson - for being an insufferable know-it-all
    • Marge Simpson - for advocating censoring all movies down to PG-level
    • Maggie Simpson - for her one-word review of every film ("Suck... suck... suck...")
    Tony Soprano - after several members who disagreed with him on the merits of Godfather Part III mysteriously stop posting

    Gollum - for continually thread-crapping with his Hobbit-bashing rants

    And several denizens of the Star Wars universe would not fare well here:
    • Darth Vader - for creeping out the few female HTFers with his heavy breathing
    • Greedo - for shooting first
    • Han Solo - for not shooting first
    • Jar Jar Binks - for being Jar Jar Binks
    • George Lucas - for "raping our childhood"... and for Jar Jar Binks
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    Frodo Baggins- for the constant sniveling
     
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