Who has daughters that you'll allow to date me? (1 Viewer)

[Steve Christou]

What Matthew's not telling us is that he's actually 35, but he just likes to date 16 - 17 year old girls.

*cough* thats me you're talking about, they seem to get younger the older I get, Matthew is actually 11 and a very naughty boy!

 

[Malcolm R]

How about asking a girl out at school?

They all know him.

j/k...

 

[BrettB]

Casey, . Hey, it's not the size that counts. It's all about how you use it.

By your third post you'd already screwed the pooch...and apparently that's not what you're looking for.

 

[TimDoss]

Well, if you're going to be that picky...

I feel a bit like Dr. Seuss, but it's not too picky to want
no pricky.

 

[NickSo]

Hey matt, long time no talk.. gettin a LITTLE desperate eh? Good luck with this

Hey Zen.. uh... Just to let ya know... Though I've passed my 'skater' phase, i'd uh, gladly go back for your Mini-Eliza-Dushku

-Nick
-17 yrs old
-5'6"
-3.75 GPA
-Toned with fairly good muscle definition
-I enjoy movies, playing music on my guitar, fine cuisine and long walks on the beach

So uh, yeah, any fellow HT members have an attractive daughter, my email's in my profile

 

[Zen Butler]

Toned with fairly good muscle definition

How funny,



Yeah, that'll tip it in your favor.

 

[Malcolm R]

You guys are so shallow. Ugly girls need love too!

 

[NickSo]

i was gonna say HOT daughter, but attractive sounded more... classy... is that the word im looking for?

Zen: I sense a bit of sarcasm in your post there...

 

[Matthew Chmiel]

First off, I would like to say that Nick So is a little son of a bitch trying to get some ladies off my thread.

They all know him.

That they do. :frowning:

 

[Wayne Bundrick]

Devin had the greatest idea in this whole entire thread. Since the churches near me are full of prude teenage girls, I need to find somebody with a kid and start cruising the malls. If anybody in the Las Vegas area had a kid they would like me to babysit, I will as long as I get to take the kid to the mall.

I hear a puppy works well too, but I guess they wouldn't let you into the mall with it. That's more of a city park thing. Or, if you believe that TV commercial, a mix breed gas/charcoal grill is a good chick magnet too.

 

[Jeffrey Noel]

I wear size 12 shoes. You know what they say about people who have big feet....

The bigger your socks have to wear??

 

[Grant B]

Welcome to the New and Improved Home Theater Dating Forum!
Guys with HUGE .....Amps - try and meet Hot chicks (or at least old fat men who claim they are not Nubile Cheerleaders) on a forum that is maybe 85 - 90% male
.....hmmmmm sounds like a sausage party to me.
Hey Matt
Nice try but I think you are barking up the wrong tree.
Dont be a jerk and spread some money around...you'll get a few
Best of Luck
Grant

 

[Malcolm R]

You know what they say about people who have big feet....

The smell will kill ya?

 

[Devin U]

Matt, ive been out of high school now for 8 years now, and what I noticed is, what they say is true. The soso looking chick get hot in a couple of years, while the hot chicks looks crash fast. In school, I was a NHS, AcDec, nerd. But, luckilly, all my friends were jocks and the popular kids. So, I would get stuck with my friends' dates' soso friends. And now they are all hot. Another thing I did was to join choir. musical chicks are twice as hot, and many are in the "late bloomer" group. But stay away from band people. Well, you probly know all this anyways, but thought I's share a little of my wisdom

 

[teapot2001]

You should also ask if anyone has a sister to date you.

~T

 

[Steve Christou]

You should also ask if anyone has a sister to date you.

Yeah, how old do you think we are anyway? Matty boy. Daughters indeed!
Surprised you didn't ask us for pictures of our grand-daughters, hehehe [waves walking stick] you young scallywag! Aaah I remember the first girl I dated, back in 41 it was, the Germans had just bombed Pearl Harbor, and me and Busty Betty was snogging away at the back of our local fleapit [cackles], aaah mammaries!

 

[Jim_F]

Anybody have a cute 35-45 year old mother that they'll allow to date me?

 

[Shane Bos]

I wear size 12 shoes. You know what they say about people who have big feet....

Dude size 12 isn't close to big. Try size 18. I even have a pair of 20's.

 

[James Davis]

It's the attractive girls that go off to college and think chicken fingers and ice cream from the dorm make good meals. :wink: