Directors The Super Big "Cool" Tournament.....Fun Abounds Inside (1 Viewer)

[John C. Wilson]

Ray Charles
Lightsabers

 

[SteveGon]

Wow! The first tournament coup!! And I'm part of it!!! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!

Ray Charles & Lightsabers

 

[Brad Porter]

Don't get cocky... some of your abandoned tournaments might be next.

Brad

 

[george kaplan]

Ray Charles

Lightsabers

 

[Philip_T]

Ray Charles
Lightsabers

Thanks for resurecting Brad!

 

[Brook K]

Ray Charles

abstain, I forgot what the first thing was and lightsabers stopped being cool 15 years ago. (except for Darth Maul's double saber, but that wasn't specified.)

 

[SteveGon]

Yeah, but I abandoned those due to lack of interest. :p)


...and lightsabers will ALWAYS be cool!

 

[Nick Sievers]

Ray Charles
Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy Dive

 

[Mike Hutman]

Ray Charles
Lightsabers

 

[ErikG]

neither
Lightsabers

 

[Ric Bagoly]

Ray Charles

Lightsabers

 

[Brad Porter]

Using my scores from the first round...

Ray Charles (10 pts) vs Pop Rocks (7 pts)

... and adjusting where necessary due to the fickle tastes of the coolness meter, I give my vote to Ray Charles - giving him a 9-0 stomping of the Pop Rocks.

Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy Dive (7 pts) vs. Lightsabers (5 pts)

Lightsabers take it by a 7-2 margin. Bogus! Lightsabers suck!

Next matchups:

Sex

vs

Sunshine, green grass, a hot dog and a beer on opening day

and

Driving your car while listening to the "OHMSS" soundtrack

vs

Boners (your own)

And I realize that I had the opportunity to match sex vs boners, but that sort of perverted cosmic interaction could rupture the fabric of space and time.

Brad

 

[SteveGon]

sex & boners

 

[Nick Sievers]

Sex
Abstain - neither are cool

 

[Mike Hutman]

sex & boners

 

[Rob P S]

Sex and boners (you can't have the first without the second)

 

[george kaplan]

I know some lesbians who'd disagree with that.

 

[ErikG]

Sex
Boners

 

[Ric Bagoly]

Sex-by far and then some...

Boners

 

[Brad Porter]

I didn't vote in these rounds before, but no vote that I could make would sway the outcome...

"Bo Derek's tits! I like sex!" advances 6-0.

Boners erect a shutout 5-0.

Due to lower numbers of participation, I'm changing the format of the tournament. This is the last round, make it count.

IT'S A FREE FOR ALL!

Rank these things in your preferred order of coolness (1-28). Please don't skip anything or abstain - you have some opinion, express it. Please don't have two things ranked at the same level. Please don't complain that this task is too monumental to complete. Mmm'kay? And there is no pooping monkey keychain to be had, so do it for the sanctity of the Polls area. Do it for Nate, for Granny, for Caretaker... now you've got me quoting The Longest Yard.

A. Watching a crappy B movie (preferably something with an ex-wrestler, pro-basketball player, ex-porn star, Clint Howard or all 4) under the "influence."
B. Peter Fonda
C. Guys from Troy, Ohio
D. A beautiful woman who marries you even though you're rather fugly
E. a refreshing dip in a pool on that hot summers day
F. Boobs (.)(.)
G. Bruce Campbell
H. Being A Dad
I. Scott Weinberg
J. Surround Sound
K. Dreams
L. getting the "runner's high"
M. Listening to the Beatles White album through headphones
N. The Internet
O. When an attractive girl is wearing a skirt, and the fates shine on us and deliver a wonderfully placed gust of wind, and said girl's underpants are revealed
P. Catching a 100lb. Yellow-fin Tuna off the coast of Cabo San Lucas
Q. Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
R. Finding a rare something-or-other (CD, DVD, book, etc) that you've been hunting down for months ... for a fraction of what it would cost on eBay
S. A 1967 Shelby GT 500
T. Waking up early thinking that you have to go work/school, then suddenly realizing it's a weekend/holiday
U. A British racing green MGB, with a tan interior
V. finding $100 (or any denomination) on the ground
W. Mozart
X. Miles Davis
Y. Ray Charles
Z. Lightsabers
AA. Sex
BB. Boners (your own)

Brad