Win a copy of Code of Silence and Lone Wolf McQuade on Blu-ray (1 Viewer)

[Richard V]

There is no justice, there is only Chuck Norris.

 

[Richard V]

Chuck Norris doesn't go fishing, he stares at the ocean until fish jump into the boat.

 

[Richard V]

Chuck Norris has never stood in line, Chuck Norris follows NO man.

 

[Andrew Radke]

Chuck Norris does not pray to God. God prays to him!

 

[Kevin EK]

Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because "hunting" implies the possiblity of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Before the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[David Deeb]

Chuck Norris can get 1080p Blu-ray quality out of his existing DVD collection without having to upgrade or double dip.

 

[Dave Moritz]

All one must do is carry a picture of Chuck Norris and thieves will run in fear!

 

[Richard V]

Chuck Norris's beard has been known to split the atom on occasion.

 

[Richard V]

Chuck Norris's fists are named "Law" and "Order".

 

[Richard V]

Chuck Norris doesn't always kick ass, but when he does, he prefers to maim.

 

[Mycosyco]

Chuck Norris holds the only win over Parker Lewis.

 

[PaulaJ]

Chuck Norris can beat up Loki AND The Hulk. At the same time. Without breaking a sweat.

 

[Richard V]

The Pyramids were a Chuck Norris "weekend project."

 

[Aaron Silverman]

Inspired by Adam:
When he wants to write a PM, Chuck Norris simply squints his eyes a little and a message appears in the recipient's inbox.

 

[Aaron Silverman]

At any given time, the balance of the Light and Dark Sides of the Force depends on Chuck Norris' mood.
"Tell Luke to use the Force, Obi-Wan." -- Chuck Norris

 

[Aaron Silverman]

Chuck Norris refused Don Corleone's offer.

 

[Aaron Silverman]

Why are there so many songs about rainbows? Because Chuck Norris wrote them.
And what's on the other side? Chuck Norris.

 

[Aaron Silverman]

When Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and looked inside, the Ark melted.

 

[Richard V]

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Mixed Martial Arts, he only believes in Maim, Mayhem and Annihilation.

 

[Richard V]

Chuck Norris believes in "Round House Kick First, ask questions later".....and then Round House Kick again.