Someone please kill me (1 Viewer)

[Matthew Chmiel]

But the DVD was P&S only!

Yeah, how could those fuckers at Columbia/Tri-Star do that!?!?! I'm still waiting for my 2-disc special edition of the film in anamorphic widescreen and an audio commentary with Dom Deluise!

 

[Brad_W]

Scott Baio

Gave me pink eye. The Bastard.

 

[JasenP]

I told Jon Voight I wanted Deliverence 2: Sigh Like A Pig. It would be the touching and erotic story of the 9 1/2 weeks-like relationship between Ned Beatty and that creepy banjo playin' kid.

BTW: We should all be happy that Scott Baio is now off of unemployment for a while.

 

[Kristian]

I can't believe this... thing will actually be released in two weeks. I saw a commercial for it yesterday and I was in pain. There's nothing more terrifying than a baby with a CG mouth saying lines like "Can't a brother get some water?". If this isn't the worst movie of the year, I'll be very surprised.

 

[Andrew s wells]

The scariest thing of all time.. I was reading this thread, hoping beyond hope it was a joke. Then, lo and behold, the commercial JUST got done playing... I am at a loss for words on HOW things like this get made, and some really great movies I've seen on DVD (listened to commentaries) and how they almost didnt get made or went through major pains to get them greenlit. Sigh. I GIVE UP!

 

[Scott Weinberg]

Wow. Who resurrected this ancient thread??
Here's the trailer for Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.
I'd recommend you take three Advil, wait an hour, then watch the trailer.

 

[Jon_Are]

I often tell people, I hate this movie - the original Baby Geniuses - more than any other I've ever seen.

I hate it.

Jon

 

[Ravi K]

SIGH

 

[GeorgePaul]

Voight has finally become Milo Minderbinder. Only instead of making Alan Arkin eat chocolate-covered cotton, he's shoving Baby Geniuses 2 down America's already-distended funhole in the hope Americans will pretend that it's "cute" or something. "They've GOT to do it! For the WAR EFFORT!" Disgusting, Mr. Voight. Just disgusting.

 

[Tony-B]

I saw a poster for this movie at the local theater like a week ago, and I just shook my head in pity. Now after watching this trailer, I feel sorry for the people that get suckered into seeing this piece of celluloid shit.

 

[Rob P S]

YIKES!
If this does well I'm moving to Iraq. What's next - Cop and a Half II?

 

[Mike~Sileck]

Oh....
My....
God...
I just...I mean .. like .. what the ... who .. ugh forget it, I give up.
Mike

 

[Colin Jacobson]

The original only made $27 million when it came out five and a half years ago - how can there be a market for a sequel? Did it rope in viewers on video? Sure, I guess it got SOME, but I can't imagine it's enough to warrant a big-screen sequel. Bizarre!

And while I don't know if I'd call the original the worst film ever made, it's up there. Here's an excerpt from my review: "A less-known influence for this movie may actually have come from a 1992 episode of The Simpsons. That show, called "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?" showed Homer's long-lost half-brother Herb's attempt to return to the ways of the wealthy. He eventually does so with a machine that translates babytalk.

I love the series, and that episode was a good one, but if it in any way influenced the makers of Baby Geniuses to film it, then I may have to kill myself after I shoot everyone associated with The Simpsons."

 

[Tony-B]

I may have to kill myself after I shoot everyone associated with The Simpsons."

Not if I kill you first for trying to kill all associated with The Simpsons.

 

[Keith Paynter]

...there...is...no...God...

Must...destroy...CGI..computers...

 

[JustinCleveland]

Ok, that was HILARIOUS!!

"Can a brother get some water?"

While I would never see the movie, the trailer was golden.

 

[ZacharyTait]

I saw the trailer before Shrek 2 today and I must say this looks like a crapfest catering to the lowest common denominator (then again, doesn't Hollywood always do that?). Uugh. I can't believe Jon Voight would stoop to this level. He must need the money.

Fortunately, the sour taste left in my mouth by this movie was rectified by the excellent trailers for The Polar Express, Sharktale, and The Incredibles.

 

[Andrew Pezzo]

Maybe Jon Voight has some grandkids he is trying to impress. Otherwise, if there was a way to combine the new Anaconda movie with this we might have something - smart babies being eaten by snakes.

 

[Rob P S]

I take it there won't be an Official Discussion Thread for this title?

 

[RyanAn]

Apprently Chris and J.C. are to busy to join their bros... heh. To busy selling blood. The first film was just terrible and I would not pay a dollar for the masters.

Ryan