I noticed at rottentomatoes.com that this film earned 0%. I've never seen that low a rating before. Is this a first?
It's happened several times before, but in almost every case, one weirdo shows up out of nowhere with a positive review. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, Master of Disguise and Yu-Gi-Oh were all completely rotten for a long time until this happened. Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio is one of the rare exceptions to this, as it remains at 0%.
You just don't wake up one morning and say to yourself, "Hey, I'm going to put Scott Baio and Jon Voight in a film together!" That kind of evil takes years and years of planning.
-Mr.Cranky