For single guys everywhere.... (1 Viewer)

[Chris]

Crap, they only pay women $20 per relationship they form through the thing. I figured this would be a great "easy" job for the wife, but if that's all they pay, why bother?

 

[Christ Reynolds]

this relationship is being presented in feel-around.

CJ

 

[Julian Reville]

Gee, Kristin is booked to availability and cannot accept new orders at this time. I wonder why?

 

[MarkHastings]

Do you realize that for every girl you contact at that web site, you've contacted every single person she's contacted before you.

 

[Max Leung]

Obviously they outsourced all the virtual girlfriends to Bangalore and India. I read that in the Wall Street Journal. (No offence meant to the beautiful women in Bangalore and India.)

 

[Christ Reynolds]

hey, if i get a letter begging me back after i break up with her, i want to be able to read it!

CJ

 

[Jason Harbaugh]

I would hate to get some sort of virus from one of these girls.

 

[John Spencer]

Feh. I've seen better virtual girlfriends at a kiosk int the Mall of America.

 

[andrew markworthy]

The ultimate loser - someone who gets a 'Dear John' letter from one of these girls.

 

[Chris]

You mean like http://www.fu-fme.com ? (NOTE: THIS LINK IS GRAPHIC AND MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME!)

 

[Casey Trowbridg]

So your saying you might catch a VD? Virtual disease, you know you can't be too careful you might want to ask for a list of IP addresses before this can go any further...

 

[Max Leung]

Wouldn't it suck if your virtual girlfriend gets wiped out by an anti-virus checker?

 

[Jason Harbaugh]

Just as long as she doesn't have popup blocker. :b

 

[Erik.Ha]

Sounds VIRTUALly useless to me....

 

[MarkHastings]

With my luck, I'd get the one who always has a headache. :frowning:

ok, and now for the bad pun...If a real woman gets her period, would a virtual woman get her dot?

 

[Yee-Ming]

Danny boy, what are you doing looking at an imaginary girlfriend site, haven't you just acquired the real thing?

I mean, a few months ago maybe, but now?

(Just yanking your chain buddy, no offence? )

 

[Eric_L]

I think you are all missing the hugest opportunity here - it is not signing yourself up, it is signing up your buddy.

Imagine the fun of your buddy getting a letter from the virtual girlfriend saying:

"I miss you so much. I've never met anyone at the S+M club like you. The leather-studded codpiece you wore was so classy! I'm looking forward to seeing you at the next swingers meet."

It is even better if your friend 'overindulged' one night to the point of not remembering things - use the letter to fill in some of the blanks.

Of course, if your buddy is married - this could be quite cruel (unless you get their spouse in on it with you - she could feign jealous rage!)

 

[Danny Tse]

Eric_L,

That's a great idea!! Would be a great April 1st prank.

Yee-Ming,

Thanks for remembering. I am hoping for a date this weekend.

 

[AllanN]

Well Eric_L you have officially found a practical use for this website.

Reminds me when my best friend’s mom and I played a practical joke on him. She worked at a sears optometry office. Whenever we went to the mall she would send out her co worker to place notes on his car. We had him going for a while. I even "staked out" the car so I could describe her to him. I though about then finding some girl in the mall that looked like the girl I created in my mind and getting him to confront her. But I decided no to be that cruel. He was pissed when he found out.

 

[Yee-Ming]

Had to catch up with your shenanigans on that HK forum Nice going, and I hope it works out for you!