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James T

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I see a lot of that on eBay. Kinda weird, but if you look at eBay, some people pay top dollars for that kinda stuff.
 

MarkHastings

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LOL - I wanna do this just for the laughs, but it actually seems kinda creepy. Imagine coming home to a message from someone claiming to be your girlfriend (whom you've never met)???? :eek:

Although, $45 for two months?....Hmmmm, that's MUCH cheaper than a real girlfriend. :D I wonder if they also have psychos so that I'll feel like it's a REAL relationship?
 

RobertR

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Sounds like nothing more than an internet variant of an "escort service".
 

Casey Trowbridg

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Both of these statements are damn true, at least for my relationships. I've had girlfriends that probably took years off of my life, just because of the stress.
 

Danny Tse

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So let me get this straight....if I pony up the $$$, I can have multiple "virtual" girlfriends??

:D :emoji_thumbsup: :D

Wonder what happens if "she" finds out I am "virtually cheating".
 

MarkHastings

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Her virtual lawyer comes after you...Did you sign a virtual pre-nup?

What happens in a virtual pre-nup? She keeps the 1's and you keep the 0's??? :D
 

KeithAP

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Just wait until they start selling a new line of force feedback peripherals to go along with their services. :)

-Keith
 

Brian Lawrence

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Geez, What happened to the good ole days when a guy would just simply lie about all the hot chicks he's nailed?
 

Chris

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Holy crap! I need to register the imaginaryexwives.com and other imaginary sites.. that's a great freaking idea!

DAMN! Imaginaryfriend.com was taken, but imaginaryexwives.com and imaginaryjob.com was open so I'll grab those..

Need to convince someone you have a job you don't have?
Need to convince someone you have to pay alamony so can't give them crap for gifts?

:)

*laugh*
 

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