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  1. Danny Tse

    Danny Tse Producer

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    I see a lot of that on eBay. Kinda weird, but if you look at eBay, some people pay top dollars for that kinda stuff.
     
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    What's the next step after one sinks that low? Hara Kiri?
     
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    Bill Griffith Supporting Actor

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    hahahahahahahhahaaahahahahahaha[​IMG]
     
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    LOL - I wanna do this just for the laughs, but it actually seems kinda creepy. Imagine coming home to a message from someone claiming to be your girlfriend (whom you've never met)???? [​IMG]

    Although, $45 for two months?....Hmmmm, that's MUCH cheaper than a real girlfriend. [​IMG] I wonder if they also have psychos so that I'll feel like it's a REAL relationship?
     
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    Hehehe, psycho relationships always contain the best sex. Make mine a psycho.
     
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    Sounds like nothing more than an internet variant of an "escort service".
     
  9. Casey Trowbridg

    Casey Trowbridg Lead Actor

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    Both of these statements are damn true, at least for my relationships. I've had girlfriends that probably took years off of my life, just because of the stress.
     
  10. Danny Tse

    Danny Tse Producer

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    So let me get this straight....if I pony up the $$$, I can have multiple "virtual" girlfriends??

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Wonder what happens if "she" finds out I am "virtually cheating".
     
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    Chris Hovanic Supporting Actor

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    that is too funny... ROFLMAO [​IMG]
     
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    Her virtual lawyer comes after you...Did you sign a virtual pre-nup?

    What happens in a virtual pre-nup? She keeps the 1's and you keep the 0's??? [​IMG]
     
  13. Casey Trowbridg

    Casey Trowbridg Lead Actor

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    Yep, so basically your left with nothing.

    You'd just better hope you get a good virtual judge.
     
  14. MarkHastings

    MarkHastings Executive Producer

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    And if Apple made the judge, he'd be Judge iTo (pronounced with a small i - "ee-toe") [​IMG]
     
  15. Brett DiMichele

    Brett DiMichele Producer

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    BWAHAHAhAAhAHAhAhAhA!!!!!!!
     
  16. Keith Plucker

    Keith Plucker Screenwriter

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    Just wait until they start selling a new line of force feedback peripherals to go along with their services. [​IMG]

    -Keith
     
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    Geez, What happened to the good ole days when a guy would just simply lie about all the hot chicks he's nailed?
     
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    Holy crap! I need to register the imaginaryexwives.com and other imaginary sites.. that's a great freaking idea!

    DAMN! Imaginaryfriend.com was taken, but imaginaryexwives.com and imaginaryjob.com was open so I'll grab those..

    Need to convince someone you have a job you don't have?
    Need to convince someone you have to pay alamony so can't give them crap for gifts?

    [​IMG]

    *laugh*
     
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    not only that, it used to be FREE.

    CJ
     
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