While it is very funny indeed, I have to say that Word XP is the best word processer I've ever used. I was an avid WordPerfect user until I got Office XP.
It's totally stable and lightning fast, and has lots of cool features. Hats off to that! (And I have of course installed Office WITHOUT the sodding paper clip!)
Ah, not seen tha one before
My favourite of that kind of thing has always been the unknown line you can add to win.ini:
bugs = off
Works wonders, i assure you