I was browsing the imdb message board for one of my favorite animated films, The Flight of Dragons (STILL not on DVD, fuckdammit). I found a thread called "Sir Orin - he be dirty!", a 25 post discussion on whether Sir Orin Neville-Smythe was a pedophile because he pledged himself to Melisande when she was a child. Ok, then. So, I was motivated to start this thread. What are the most bizarre/absurd movie-related arguments you have witnessed or participated in?