Brexit Brexit Brexit - there, I said it. And it's nearly Halloween.
So anyway Jane walks into a clearing and sees Tarzan going at it with a log. She watches for a couple of minutes, getting real aroused by the raw sensuality and passion. She decides that Tarzan deserved better.
She quickly undresses and calls out to Tarzan: “Hey jungle boy wouldn’t you like to do it with me instead of the log?” Tarzan looks at her momentarily confused, grins widely and nods.
“Well, come on then.“
Tarzan takes a couple of steps back, runs up and plants a solid kick in her crotch. After a couple of excruciatingly painful minutes, she gasps out: “why did you do that?”
Tarzan beams proudly and says: “Tarzan always check for squirrels.”