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telephone tooth!!! cellphone inside your mouth!!! (1 Viewer)

Carl Johnson

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It's stuff like this that has me convinced that within the next 100 years humans will evolve into the Borg.
 

Cam S

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Oh man, you could ace every test with this thing, huge market for the college kids, hahaha.
 

Max Leung

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Now all we need is a cellphone in the butt! That's where I would shove it in when a driver is yapping on one and nearly sideswipes me!
 

Trace Downing

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THis reminds me of a joke.:D
Three ladies are in a sauna.
The first lady starts beeping. The second lady looks at her strange, when she replies..."Oh' that's just my pager I had implanted in my wrist" The other two roll their eyes, and continue to sweat.
The second lady starts to ring. The other two look at her, and she says..."Oh' I had a cellphone implanted in my ear. Hold on, let me get rid of them." She answers it. The third lady steps out of the sauna.
As she was hanging up, the third lady walks back into the sauna. She has a ream of toilet paper trailing out of her ass. She says...."Oh' I'm just getting a fax."
 

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