Dick
Senior HTF Member
- Joined
- May 22, 1999
- Messages
- 9,937
- Real Name
- Rick
Some incredibly overused and especially annoying theatrical devices of the past few years:
1. Movie trailers that are a series of quick fade-outs and fade-ins, with tiny snippets of the movie inbetween. This is headache-inducing, like a strobe light, and it seems all of you are fully committed to using this. Sitting through five or six of these is insufferable. And dump the damn electronic "whoosh" 's that accompany each excerpt.
2. Wall-to-wall music scores. Have any of you actually watched movies from the halcyon days of your studios? Music was used sparingly and way-y-y more effectively, accentuating a mood when needed but rarely drawing undue attention to itself. Why is it suddenly necessary to saturate every moment of film with underscore (frequently bad underscore). C'mon, people, make your movies good enough so that the dialog and mood sell the movie, not a lot of noise disguised as music when it isn't necessary or even appropriate..
3. You are all guilty of this, especially in today's horror movies: Every friggin' time something appears suddenly onscreen, you can't just let allow the visuals to grip us. No, you have to hurl a deafening dts screetch at us. Yes, it startles us. But it doesn't scare us. Hitchcock and all great directors knew that it is suspense, not a series of brief shocks (exception : PSYCHO), that keeps audiences on the edge. Atmosphere and great dialog and acting create the lasting dread in audiences. Look at THE HAUNTING, or THE INNOCENCE, or THE UNINVITED (1944), or THE CHANGELING, etc. Spreaking of things appearing suddenly onscreen in horror films, can we not put to rest the clumsy device of having a cat or a bird suddenly jump or fly into the frame (with, of course, the requisite single note of "scare" music)?
4. MAKE GOOD 3-D MOVIES if you want to keep soaking us for extra bucks!! 3-D and "intelligence" need not be an oximoron. You are strangling the still-promising format with dumb fantasy and action flicks, and the novelty has worn off. Now, take Ang Lee's lead and use the extra dimension to immerse the audience in fine adult movies and better kid movies that are involving first on a story level, then on a visual level. Use 3-D with restraint, and give it the chance to sink in, rather than using staccato editing and hurling things every which way...which is bad enough in 2-D, but with 3-D, it really does induce headaches. Give our tired brains time to sort out where and how far away the objects and actors are supposed to seem through those glasses before moving on to the next shot.
5. Train theater personnel how to remove 3-D filters from in front of (especially) the Sony projectors when a non-3-D is showing. Then insist that they perform this task, so that we can enjoy 2-D films at more than 60% luminance and without those horrible hot spots. Well, you wouldn't listen to Roger Ebert, why would you klisten to me?
6. You are doing well. Your box office grosses are pretty healthy overall. Cut the rental fees to theaters owners (if I am not mistaken, it is costing you infinitely less to provide a digital download than it is to send out 35mm prints, and you didn't even foot the bill for the projectors!), but where are your savings showing up as lower ticket prices for us? I still think it would help everyone if you were all to put a cap on actor salaries to accomplish this, but I know I'm dreaming. There is no solidarity in Hollywood anymore than there is in Congress. If you could find a way to charge theaters lower rental fees, perhaps they could in turn afford to lower their concession fees, ticket fees, and eliminate the fifteen minutes of infuriating commercials we get before the movies. We're paying to see them, after all -- this is not network television.
This is a small list of major peeves I have, and I would welcome contributions from others.
1. Movie trailers that are a series of quick fade-outs and fade-ins, with tiny snippets of the movie inbetween. This is headache-inducing, like a strobe light, and it seems all of you are fully committed to using this. Sitting through five or six of these is insufferable. And dump the damn electronic "whoosh" 's that accompany each excerpt.
2. Wall-to-wall music scores. Have any of you actually watched movies from the halcyon days of your studios? Music was used sparingly and way-y-y more effectively, accentuating a mood when needed but rarely drawing undue attention to itself. Why is it suddenly necessary to saturate every moment of film with underscore (frequently bad underscore). C'mon, people, make your movies good enough so that the dialog and mood sell the movie, not a lot of noise disguised as music when it isn't necessary or even appropriate..
3. You are all guilty of this, especially in today's horror movies: Every friggin' time something appears suddenly onscreen, you can't just let allow the visuals to grip us. No, you have to hurl a deafening dts screetch at us. Yes, it startles us. But it doesn't scare us. Hitchcock and all great directors knew that it is suspense, not a series of brief shocks (exception : PSYCHO), that keeps audiences on the edge. Atmosphere and great dialog and acting create the lasting dread in audiences. Look at THE HAUNTING, or THE INNOCENCE, or THE UNINVITED (1944), or THE CHANGELING, etc. Spreaking of things appearing suddenly onscreen in horror films, can we not put to rest the clumsy device of having a cat or a bird suddenly jump or fly into the frame (with, of course, the requisite single note of "scare" music)?
4. MAKE GOOD 3-D MOVIES if you want to keep soaking us for extra bucks!! 3-D and "intelligence" need not be an oximoron. You are strangling the still-promising format with dumb fantasy and action flicks, and the novelty has worn off. Now, take Ang Lee's lead and use the extra dimension to immerse the audience in fine adult movies and better kid movies that are involving first on a story level, then on a visual level. Use 3-D with restraint, and give it the chance to sink in, rather than using staccato editing and hurling things every which way...which is bad enough in 2-D, but with 3-D, it really does induce headaches. Give our tired brains time to sort out where and how far away the objects and actors are supposed to seem through those glasses before moving on to the next shot.
5. Train theater personnel how to remove 3-D filters from in front of (especially) the Sony projectors when a non-3-D is showing. Then insist that they perform this task, so that we can enjoy 2-D films at more than 60% luminance and without those horrible hot spots. Well, you wouldn't listen to Roger Ebert, why would you klisten to me?
6. You are doing well. Your box office grosses are pretty healthy overall. Cut the rental fees to theaters owners (if I am not mistaken, it is costing you infinitely less to provide a digital download than it is to send out 35mm prints, and you didn't even foot the bill for the projectors!), but where are your savings showing up as lower ticket prices for us? I still think it would help everyone if you were all to put a cap on actor salaries to accomplish this, but I know I'm dreaming. There is no solidarity in Hollywood anymore than there is in Congress. If you could find a way to charge theaters lower rental fees, perhaps they could in turn afford to lower their concession fees, ticket fees, and eliminate the fifteen minutes of infuriating commercials we get before the movies. We're paying to see them, after all -- this is not network television.
This is a small list of major peeves I have, and I would welcome contributions from others.