I'm so Pissed. I took my wife and her parents fishing yesterday on my bass boat. They like fishing for catfish. I'm cool with that. Anyways, I'm sitting in the rear bass seat with my poles laying in front of me. I turned my head for just a second. When I looked back, on of my fishing poles was shooting in the water. Don't ask my why I did this, but I made a giant leap into 30 foot of water. I just did reach the pole. Great right. Wrong. I had my cell phone hooked on my belt. So I grab the phone and hold it up in the air with one hand and the fishing pole with the other hand. I swim back to the boat and hand the phone and pole to my wife. As I'm climbing in the boat my mother-in-law reels in the catfish. Just when I thought that was it, my wife asks me "where's your glasses". Crap, $200 pair of glasses, soaked wallet and a nextel 305 phone thats shot. Catfish never tasted so good. Teach his a$$. I'll never live this one down. My wife is still laughing at me.