Rob P S
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One of my five favorite sitcoms, and better than Cheers, IMO. Only five seasons, so it never jumped the shark - it went out with dignity. Lots of memorable episodes and quotable lines. Who else is with me? Come on, Paramount!
Jim: Hey, Alex--You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day... you can always change the channel.
Bobby: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Jim: Now that's a tough choice...
Louie: Whenever I hear the word "marriage," I say, "Check, please!"
Alex: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Jim: August!
Zena: You got an attitude problem, you got a personality problem, you got a sensitivity problem, you got an emotional problem, you got a maturity problem, you got a sexual problem . . .
Louie: What do you mean?
Zena: That's all you think about!
Louie: And that's the problem?
Zena: Yeah.
Louie: Whew!
Louie: Ignatowski! Where have you been all week?
Jim: I don't work weekends.
Louie: You been gone nine days!
Jim: Yeah . . .
Tony: Jim, weekends are only two days.
Jim: Oh, I thought we'd switched to the metric system.
Elaine: Dress is optional . . . He means how we dress, not if we dress, right?
Alex: No, I don't think so.
Elaine: Why?
Alex: [showing Elaine his invitation] Yours is the only one that says that.
Jim: I went to Woodstock.
Bobby: Oh yeah? You went to Woodstock?
Jim: Yep, half a million people gathered together in peace and harmony, grooving to Joni and The Who...hey, you know, if I hadn't gone, there would have only been 499,999 people...lucky for them I went.
Jim: I don't know what's right, I don't know what's wrong - I don't even know what's going on.
Jim: Hey, Alex--You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day... you can always change the channel.
Bobby: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?
Jim: Now that's a tough choice...
Louie: Whenever I hear the word "marriage," I say, "Check, please!"
Alex: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?
Jim: August!
Zena: You got an attitude problem, you got a personality problem, you got a sensitivity problem, you got an emotional problem, you got a maturity problem, you got a sexual problem . . .
Louie: What do you mean?
Zena: That's all you think about!
Louie: And that's the problem?
Zena: Yeah.
Louie: Whew!
Louie: Ignatowski! Where have you been all week?
Jim: I don't work weekends.
Louie: You been gone nine days!
Jim: Yeah . . .
Tony: Jim, weekends are only two days.
Jim: Oh, I thought we'd switched to the metric system.
Elaine: Dress is optional . . . He means how we dress, not if we dress, right?
Alex: No, I don't think so.
Elaine: Why?
Alex: [showing Elaine his invitation] Yours is the only one that says that.
Jim: I went to Woodstock.
Bobby: Oh yeah? You went to Woodstock?
Jim: Yep, half a million people gathered together in peace and harmony, grooving to Joni and The Who...hey, you know, if I hadn't gone, there would have only been 499,999 people...lucky for them I went.
Jim: I don't know what's right, I don't know what's wrong - I don't even know what's going on.