One of my five favorite sitcoms, and better than Cheers, IMO. Only five seasons, so it never jumped the shark - it went out with dignity. Lots of memorable episodes and quotable lines. Who else is with me? Come on, Paramount! Jim: Hey, Alex--You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day... you can always change the channel. Bobby: Mental illness or narcotic addiction? Jim: Now that's a tough choice... Louie: Whenever I hear the word "marriage," I say, "Check, please!" Alex: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself? Jim: August! Zena: You got an attitude problem, you got a personality problem, you got a sensitivity problem, you got an emotional problem, you got a maturity problem, you got a sexual problem . . . Louie: What do you mean? Zena: That's all you think about! Louie: And that's the problem? Zena: Yeah. Louie: Whew! Louie: Ignatowski! Where have you been all week? Jim: I don't work weekends. Louie: You been gone nine days! Jim: Yeah . . . Tony: Jim, weekends are only two days. Jim: Oh, I thought we'd switched to the metric system. Elaine: Dress is optional . . . He means how we dress, not if we dress, right? Alex: No, I don't think so. Elaine: Why? Alex: [showing Elaine his invitation] Yours is the only one that says that. Jim: I went to Woodstock. Bobby: Oh yeah? You went to Woodstock? Jim: Yep, half a million people gathered together in peace and harmony, grooving to Joni and The Who...hey, you know, if I hadn't gone, there would have only been 499,999 people...lucky for them I went. Jim: I don't know what's right, I don't know what's wrong - I don't even know what's going on.