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What is the greatest movie quote of all time?

Discussion in 'Movies' started by Sam Posten, Aug 12, 2019.

  1. Nick*Z

    Nick*Z Screenwriter

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    I've had Frenchmen call me a savage because I only took half an hour for lunch. Hell, the only reason the French take two hours for lunch is because the service in their restaurants is lousy. - The Americanization of Emily

    Lievenbaum, your voluptuous fantasies are disgusting! To a woman of your age, sex should mean nothing but gender! - Anastasia (1956)

    Wow, this place is sure full of celebrities. I'm the only one in here I've never heard of. - Sweet Charity

    If you had to cut something why didn't you cut floors instead of corners. Hoooo.....and where was I when all this was going on. Because I'm just as guilty as you and that goddamn son-in-law of yours! What do they call it when you kill people? - The Towering Inferno

    I changed my mind.
    Does it work any better? - Belle of the Nineties

    What is your nationality?
    I'm a drunkard.
    ...and that makes Rick a citizen of the world! - Casablanca

    This is my dog...and my wife.
    You might have at least introduced me first!
    The dog is extremely well-behaved! - The Thin Man

    Well, its better to be looked over than to be overlooked! - Klondike Annie

    To be a Queen is to be less than human, to put pride before desire, to search men's hearts for tenderness, and find only ambition. To cry out in the dark for one unselfish voice, to hear only the dry rustle of papers of state. To turn to one's beloved with stars for eyes and have him see behind me only the shadow of the executioner's block. A queen has no hour for love, time presses, and events crowd upon her, and her shell, an empty glittering husk, she must give up all the a woman holds most dear. - The Private Lives of Elizabeth and Essex

    Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you? - Easter Parade

    We're not fighting! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other! - The Band Wagon

    Ma' used to say 'love's like the measles. You only get it once.' - Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

    You know I've been crazy about you since the first time I saw you. What do you want? To drive me to the madhouse?
    No, I'll call you a taxi. - Going to Town

    I'm wondering what kind of woman you really are.
    That's too bad, because I don't give out samples! - Night After Night

    You're forever falling for men on their last nights of furlough. That's about the limit of your commitments, one night, a day, a month. You prefer lovers to husbands, hotels to homes. You'd rather grieve than live. You're a bitch! - The Americanization of Emily

    I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore! - Network
     
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  2. AshJW

    AshJW Supporting Actor

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    You should not drink and bake. - Raw Deal

    Carolina, did I thank you? No. I will. - Desperado

    What are you doing? I'm thinking. Don't hurt yourself. - Fallen

    I'm Superman! King, the fuckin' Kong! - Gangster No. 1

    As far as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster! - GoodFellas

    Is it OK if I piss a little blood first? By all means. - The Whole Nine Yards

    Pablo, please take Chet's corpse into the other room, and then fix Mr. Hallenbeck a drink. - The Last Boy Scout

    Riggs, homicide. Nobody's dead. The night's still young. - Leathal Weapon 3

    Machete don't text. - Machete

    You not man enough, you haven't the guts! - Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone. - Oldboy

    If you see one, you've seen them all.
    Call me a cab. You're a cab. - Singin' In The Rain

    Don't you wanna chance your mind? Is something wrong with the one I have? - Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home

    I find you're lack of faith disturbing. - Star Wars
    Apology accepted Captain Needa! - The Empire Strikes Back
    The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am! - Return of the Jedi

    Hey! What are you doing? I just marking my territory. - Wolf
     
  3. Jeffrey D

    Jeffrey D Supporting Actor

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    Someone brought up the most memorable line from The Godfather- “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse”.

    A couple of great lines from Sonny-

    “You think this is the Army where you shoot him a mile away? You have to walk up to him like this-ba da bing! You blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit!”

    “I want someone trustworthy to plant the gun- I don’t want him to walk out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hand”.
     
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  4. Dave Miller

    Dave Miller Supporting Actor

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    Two of my favs are worth a re-quote:


    And a few new ones (I think) from me:

    "Don't ask me about my business, Kate." - Michael Corleone in GF2

    "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive! Buried alive!" - Khan in ST2:TWoK

    "You are so disappointing on so many levels." - Batman from TLM

    "Using the whole fist there Doc?" - Fletch from Fletch

    ...and of course...

    "FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - William Wallace from Braveheart (Chicken Run too)
     
  5. Tino

    Tino Executive Producer
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    Sloth love Chunk!
     
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  6. Tino

    Tino Executive Producer
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    Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!
     
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  7. Walter Kittel

    Walter Kittel Lead Actor

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    Apologies, but it seems like a Movie Quotes thread needs some Star Wars quotes that have a sexual innuendos. Here is a subset featuring some of the ones I find amusing...

    "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
    "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
    "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
    "Back door huh? Good Idea."
    "Look at the size of that thing."
    "Wedge, pull out. You're not doing any good back there."

    I remember when these were being batted around on usenet back in the '90s. Haven't thought about this for a long, long time.

    - Walter.
     
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  8. Doug Wallen

    Doug Wallen Lead Actor

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    And the follow up:
    "KHHHHAAAAAAAAN!"
     
  9. Tino

    Tino Executive Producer
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    Plastics. ‘Nuff said.
     
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  10. Tino

    Tino Executive Producer
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    Mrs Robinson you’re trying to seduce me.
    ............aren’t you?
     
  11. Tino

    Tino Executive Producer
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    What we have here is a failure to communicate.
     
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  12. Tino

    Tino Executive Producer
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    From the wife: Somethings afoot at the Circle K.
     
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    JimmyO Berserker
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    "It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. The 'hard' - is what makes it great."
     
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    Waldo Lydecker Auditioning

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    Gentlemen, “Fasten your seatbelts, It’s going to be a bumpy night”...
     
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    A few have been mentioned from Raising Arizona. Here’s another good one-
    Smalls- “You wanna find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. You wanna find a Dunkin Donuts, call a cop”.
     
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    Jacques, my friend. I leave you swimming and twenty years later you're still in the water. - Le Grande Bleu (The Big Blue)
     
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    I am cornholio
     
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    "I know you're partial to convenience stores..but Dammit H.I., the sun doesn't rise, and set on the corner grocery!"
     
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    “You are a fart factory!” - Rufio in Hook.
     

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