Episode Commentary
I Dream of Jeannie
"Guess What Happened On The Way To The Moon?" (S1E3)
The marvel of this series lies in mans' greatest fantasy: You can have anything you want. Gilding that lily is that your wishes will be granted by a nearly naked beautiful blonde genie. But wait! If we truly understand mans' basic instincts--those fantasies are going to also incorporate a few additional wishes that a pre-cable network aren't ever going to be able to depict (read: sex).
Thus we're introduced to the most annoying counterpoint of this show: Man doesn't want his every wish granted, only to face life as a normal human would. To that end, most of us would cry bullsh*t! That's right, we want every wish fulfilled, especially those involving a near naked blonde genie (read: sex).
But Captain Nelson (an incredibly fit Larry Hagman) isn't like the rest of us scurrilous guys. He doesn't need Jeannie (Barbara Eden) and her charms to accompany him on a grueling desert survival training mission. Opening scene: Tony is shaving while Jeannie comments "In my time, the men wore beards".
"Nowadays," jokes Tony, "Only folk singers and beatniks do that." How 1960.
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Jeannie eager for anything; Tony struggles to operate a walkie-talkie; Prelude to a desert massage...
Under instructions from Dr. Bellows (Hayden Roarke), Tony is off to join Roger Healy (Bill Daily) in the desert, leaving Jeannie with strict instructions not to follow. Nix that. She sneaks a ride in Tony's canteen and begins to set up creature comforts for her master--a tent furnished worthy of a sultan, food, a camel, etc. This forces Tony into inane explanations to Roger, who believes it's all a mirage. This was most likely pretty hilarious in 1965. Today, it's just predictable.
But add in a half-naked blonde and I'll watch anything (read: sex).
Notes:
In these very early episodes, the special effects are laughably amateurish stop motion.
Dr. Bellows, a mere psychiatrist, seems to be almost completely responsible for the entire US space program.
The title of this episode is a take on the popular play of the era "A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum", which bore no resemblance to the episode in terms of content.
The most interesting aspect of this series (besides a half naked blonde genie) is the surprising comedic ability of Larry Hagman.
Hmmm... The day I graduated HS (1973) I started growing a beard. It's been shaved off *once* since then with that one time being a shave it off that morning start growing it back that afternoon. I wonder if a younger me had that episode in the back of my mind when I made the decision I wanted a beard?
RE: the mirage bit... I remember thinking it, and most of the show, was predictable when it originally aired. But I remember thinking that about *lots* of comedies. I watched 'em anyway because I love comedy and would usually get at least a chuckle off the "worst" comedy show. Most of my friends probably thought it was hilarious.
The 10 year old me was all about watching a scantily clad hottie on TV. I could never understand why Tony kept Jeannie at arms length. Especially when she was literally throwing herself at him! I also never understood how Dr. Bellows was constantly fooled and if truly fooled why he allowed Tony to keep flying.
I don't recall any stop motion effects in the show. I'd always thought effects were done with wires and other practical effect methods. I do recall the bottle rolling bits to be a bit wonky early on but don't recall them looking like stop motion. I need to pull my set (at least the BW S1 set isn't in storage as I've not yet finished it) and give it a look.
Hagman is absolutely at his comedic best in this series. That was part of why it took me years to accept him as the "heavy" in Dallas. I saw Tony Nelson, *not* J.R. Ewing.
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