There's something in here......... (1 Viewer)

[Scott Hayes]

You can run,
You can hide,
I'll use your skull
To skratch my hide!
My fangs will rip,
My claws will shread,
In you colon
I'll lay my eggs!
Just give up,
Lay down and die,
The pains the same
Give up and cry!
TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

 

[Chris Maynard]

Everyone relax...now my girlfriend and I are going into the room over here to have sex. Don't worry about us...we will be fine.

 

[Mike Frezon]

I STILL hear something dripping! In fact, I think its getting louder!

 

[Ike]

I can't help it! It's scary, and I had a lot to drink!

 

[Bruce Hedtke]

Let's just hide under Chris's bed. Surely, no danger will occur there...

Bruce

 

[Jeffrey Noel]

Damn, that dripping is getting louder!! What should we do?

 

[Bruce Hedtke]

Hands out more faulty flashlights, a candle and a kerosene lantern that is nearly out of fuel...let's go fix that leak, but first, I think we should do a sweep of the perimeter.

Bruce

 

[DonnyD]

What's that moaning.... it's coming from over there.....

 

[Kenneth]

I smell gas, hand me the candle so I can find the leak ...

 

[MikeH1]

Here's a lighter instead...

 

[Jeffrey Noel]

What's that moaning.... it's coming from over there.....

Don't worry about that! It's just Chris' girlfriend!

 

[TonyD]

has anyone checked the attic yet??

 

[Eve T]

has anyone checked the attic yet??

uhhhhh you check it I got your back

 

[Matthew Chmiel]

No, no. I'll check the attic by myself. All of you go and see what's behind this and I'll go to the dark attic by myself.... that means I'm all alone.

 

[DaveF]

I almost forgot! We should look at this "Ancient Sanskrit Book of the Metabolically Challenged", the gimpy old Chinese man who lives in the alley gave me.

Maybe I should read these large, blood-red verses (contained in pentagrams), out loud?

 

[Eve T]

Matthew as much as I like the idea of not having to check the attic I certainly cannot allow you to go up there by yourself, I just heard heavy panting and clawing noises from up above. I'll go with you while everyone else checks behind there. Got a flashlight?

 

[Steeve Bergeron]

I see dead people!!!

 

[DaveF]

Don't worry about that! It's just Chris' girlfriend!

I'm going to have Rini work on translating this Sanskrit.

 

[Chuck C]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

oh it was just someone's boob.

 

[Mike Frezon]

Am I the ONLY one who still hears that gol-darned dripping?
I don't THINK it's Chris' girlfriend!?!?