MikeAW
Second Unit
- Joined
- Nov 29, 2001
- Messages
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Odds are if you are married, you are watching "Martha Stewart" at some time during your weekend.
From a man's point of view...someone who is held hostage for 30minutes at a time, on a regular basis...you are watching her, evaluating her, not about those special meals, for That Special Person, but thinking how good she would be in bed...maybe taking time out to share a little Valentine Day Breakfast.
What a scam it is, too! For anyone, man or woman, who is seemingly inept enough these days not to be able to crack an egg or boil water...and affluent enough to buy into keeping up with her Culture and way of doing things...you are coming to her Altar of Knowledge to learn about preparing a Christmas Dinner or that Valentine Breakfast
for your significant other.
I love watching to catch her gaffs...that's my hobby...
which are MANY...because it seems in Martha's World, there is Martha's Way and there is NOTHING OR NO ONE ELSE! Even the dumbest goof goes unchecked. You get the idea that NO ONE questions Martha and that when Martha says it is, no one dares to question her. It's ok to be the Queen.
She is EVERYWHERE...Tv, Radio, Book Stores, magazine racks, for Heaven's sake, even the aisles of Kmart...but nowhere, nowhere, like in her Army of knockoff, Robot Imitators. They are ALL OVER television, The Stepford Single Female Army of the New Millenium...The Martha Stewart Marching Zombies, HGTV, OXYGEN, FOOD NETWORK, TLC, LIFETIME, local Tv, commercial Tv, Cable Tv, Radio, Public Access, ALL of "Them", teaching the collective You, how to "McGiver" your way through your busy day and live care free. Brain free !
It's like women...ahem, People...don't have to think for themselves anymore...and you know what, I guess everyone doesn't...just think as Martha would think, do as Martha would do, and it's all instantly solved...a little more expensive and upscale, but solved. Women thought they were liberated but it seems it was just a plot to steal their brains in the darkness of night, to enslave them to the things they were running out of the house and go to work for....go to work to pay for martha...Martha...MARTHA
...MARTHA !!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
From a man's point of view...someone who is held hostage for 30minutes at a time, on a regular basis...you are watching her, evaluating her, not about those special meals, for That Special Person, but thinking how good she would be in bed...maybe taking time out to share a little Valentine Day Breakfast.
What a scam it is, too! For anyone, man or woman, who is seemingly inept enough these days not to be able to crack an egg or boil water...and affluent enough to buy into keeping up with her Culture and way of doing things...you are coming to her Altar of Knowledge to learn about preparing a Christmas Dinner or that Valentine Breakfast
for your significant other.
I love watching to catch her gaffs...that's my hobby...
which are MANY...because it seems in Martha's World, there is Martha's Way and there is NOTHING OR NO ONE ELSE! Even the dumbest goof goes unchecked. You get the idea that NO ONE questions Martha and that when Martha says it is, no one dares to question her. It's ok to be the Queen.
She is EVERYWHERE...Tv, Radio, Book Stores, magazine racks, for Heaven's sake, even the aisles of Kmart...but nowhere, nowhere, like in her Army of knockoff, Robot Imitators. They are ALL OVER television, The Stepford Single Female Army of the New Millenium...The Martha Stewart Marching Zombies, HGTV, OXYGEN, FOOD NETWORK, TLC, LIFETIME, local Tv, commercial Tv, Cable Tv, Radio, Public Access, ALL of "Them", teaching the collective You, how to "McGiver" your way through your busy day and live care free. Brain free !
It's like women...ahem, People...don't have to think for themselves anymore...and you know what, I guess everyone doesn't...just think as Martha would think, do as Martha would do, and it's all instantly solved...a little more expensive and upscale, but solved. Women thought they were liberated but it seems it was just a plot to steal their brains in the darkness of night, to enslave them to the things they were running out of the house and go to work for....go to work to pay for martha...Martha...MARTHA
...MARTHA !!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I haven't seen her for awhile, didn't realize she had ballooned up. I knew she was older (not 61 old, but older), that's why I added the :b to my post. 
