Testy Area 51 (3 Viewers)

[Mike Frezon]

The big problem is: there are few places to fish in Manhattan. Project, I will, that there might be some fish in Central Park Lake.

 

[Jack Briggs]

You see, my constant prodding caused Julie to ignite in anger. Her anger was a blast wave of intense energy when I asked her a question with an obvious answer. The fallout from this exchange absolutely saturates the HTF landscape. I have lost a friend, I fear. I seek shelter.

 

[Steve Christou]

But Jack, Julie didn't confirm the title of the film Steve and Parker were sullying, by Cthulhu's left tentacle we need proof that she knows the answer to your question! Otherwise Steve and Parker will carry on sullying...
Just joshing Julie.
Hmmm I see Mr.Briggs AKA The Terminator has gone on another 'Thread-Kill-Destroy' frenzy last night, unbelievable devastation, smoke and ruin everywhere, and I don't blame him, I'd do the same, in fact I wouldn't even open the threads, I'd read the thread header, smile evilly, say "your ass is mine" and lock-up.
ps. The name of a classic Sylvester Stallone movie is buried somewhere in this post, can you spot it? Clue: It's not 'Carry on Sullying'.

 

[Julie K]

Really, you guys. As if I can't recognize the classics! I know references to Plan 9 From Outer Space when I hear them.

Anyway Jack, there's no need to be devastated by my reaction. I really don't want this to mushroom into something it's not and send shock waves into the rest of HTF. Perhaps this subthread should just decay quietly.

Steve, carry on. We need more people swearing by Cthulhu's left tentacle. Good job!

 

[Dheiner]

Um.....Minor point, but shouldn't that be leftmost tentacle?

 

[Julie K]

Well, I usually say left tentacles.

 

[John Thomas]

Oh, you said tentacles.

 

[Jack Briggs]

I think I see where this is headed.

Anyway, more movie-quote trivia. Here's a pretty hard one, so take your time:

"Have you ever heard of ... Kong?"

 

[John Spencer]

The name of a classic Sylvester Stallone movie is buried somewhere in this post, can you spot it?

"Your ass is mine"?

 

[Steve Christou]

Hmmm wrong John! But thats very creative. Wasn't there a popular series of "Your ass is mine" films in the early 90's? Titles included "Your ass is mine too", "Your hairy ass is mine" and the now classic "Your ass or mine?".

 

[Parker Clack]

How could you have forgotten "Your ass is a mine" and "Mind your own ass".

Oh Ass o me o

Oh Soda Mea

 

[Julie K]

There's a charming little puppet movie that features a song called 'Sodomy'.

 

[Steve Christou]

There were a few spinoff movies starring the legendary Hugh Jass:
"Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower" and it's sequel
"Your ass is grass and I want to smoke it".

 

[John Spencer]

And let's not forget the incomparable "Splendor In The Ass" and "Black In Back".

 

[Parker Clack]

Which reminds me of a true story:

It seems that a young woman went in for some surgery by her OB GYN. She had to be prepped for the surgery and the surgeon found that she had colored her pubic hair green and had a tatoo just below her naval that said "Stay off the grass". After surgery the surgeon noted in his op report "I had to mow the lawn".

Parker

 

[Steve Christou]

Laughing my ass off Parker, nice!
Didn't Tom Jones have a hit with "Green Green Ass at Home"?
Dave Stop! Will you stop Dave? My ass is glowing!

 

[Mike Frezon]

Brrrrrrrrr! Sure is cold tonight!

As if I can't recognize the classics! I know references to Plan 9 From Outer Space when I hear them.

Julie, I'm glad you clarified that! I would have sworn the two boys were sullying about Zardoz. Now it all makes sense!

 

[Jack Briggs]

"...and I looked behind the mask and I saw the truth: Zardoz."

 

[Steve Christou]

Morbius was too close to the problem. The Krell had completed their project. Big machine... no instrumentalities... true creation... but the Krell forgot one thing... Monsters, John... Monsters from the Id.

 

[Tim Glover]

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