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They come to find the answer to THE greatest mystery in the known universe...


What does a Scottsman wear under his kilts!
 

Dennis Nicholls

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It turns out that haggis is a solid-fuel spacecraft propellant.....

And bagpipes look like spare parts for a warp drive!
 

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Yes...those Mayan murals make sense now! It's a Scotsman building a spaceship from his whisky barrel!
 

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