Man, I'm Synaptically-challenged!!!!

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  1. Andrew_Sch

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    Or, I missed my own 1000th and 1001st posts, so let's celebrate my 1002nd. Only 17017 posts to go before I unseat that Clack fellow as the HTF's all-time top poster.[​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    What, nobody wants to congratulate me? I feel unwanted.[​IMG]
     
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    We don't care about you. Now what I really wonder is how Parker Clack got such a high post count: I never see him post [​IMG]
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    No, he comes by his post count honestly. Much of it is in the unseen work Parker does here to keep the freakin' place running. You'll never catch him. Nobody will, not even Pat Sun (though I will catch Pat). [​IMG]
     
  7. Andrew_Sch

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    Seriously, can anybody offer an explanation of why most of the general populace here has never seen a post from Parker. And oh yeah, the thread is going off track...I started it with the intention of self-aggrandizement, but it's quickly veered off into something totally different...oh well.
     
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    Congrats, Andrew! You may have to redo your celebration though, when some admins decide to kill some threads in a near future. [​IMG]
     
  9. Jack Briggs

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    Congratulations, Andrew! [​IMG] [​IMG]
    Hip hip hooray! Woohoo!
    Now, as for Mr. Clack: He explained this once, out in the open where everybody could read. If I recall correctly, when he executes changes in the basic script that make this weird, wacky HTF phenomenon possible, it adds to his post count. So, just by virtue of his work here, Parker boosts that number.
    But I see his posts on a daily basis, so I know for a fact Parker posts at HTF. He even finds the time to screen the occasional DVD.
    However, Andrew, congrats on the milestone, and here's to the next thousand posts.
     
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    Yep , I remember back in the days of the Model T, Parker made his presence felt on a daily basis[​IMG]
    Congrats on 1000
     
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    First, take that damn cigar out of your mouth. You're stinking up the place. Then, have a beer on me! Congrats.[​IMG]
     
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    And who cares about "precious bodily fluids" anyway.
     
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    Edited thread title, let's keep the self-flagellation to a minimum if possible. [​IMG]
     
  14. Steve Christou

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    Nice title change Pat my Sun, got my attention anyway, as for Parker and his mysterious posts, hmmm, it's like baby pigeons have you ever actually seen one? [​IMG]
    Wait a sec the plot thickens, I noticed the tourneyphiles have been grumbling about losing thousands of posts over yonder tourneria and meanwhile Parker has suddenly gained posts, ooookaay......[​IMG]
    ps. Oh yes congrats on them 1000 posteroonies Andrew![​IMG]
     
  15. Kevin P

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  16. Steve Christou

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    Kevin that was actually quite profound, can I use it in my sig? No it's too big, damn![​IMG]
    So what you're saying is that posting in the tourney section may ultimately destroy all life as we know it or cause every molecule in your body to explode at the speed of light, bloody hell![​IMG]
     
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    Excellent reasoning, Kevin. The Post Constant. And because you discovered this heretofor unmentioned phenomenon, we shall call it the Kevin Effect.
     
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    Well, at least the best part of your epiphany fits in a sig, Kevin! Consider it done! [​IMG]
     
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    The Twinkie Effect?
     

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