This is the funniest job description I've ever received: Note: I changed the email and company name to protect the bloodsucking pimpette's privacy Caryl Ann wrote: I saw a copy of your resume in our database and wanted to check your availability. We have a 6 month contract position available at Deutsche Bank downtown NYC. The person will work with their Technology teams in identifying and gathering technology information from 130 Liberty St. and 4 Albany St. Must pass a mandatory physical and be able to use a respirator when entering 130 Liberty St. Must have a good technical knowledge base to identify various models of desktop, server, laptop, routers, switches, etc. Good knowledge of Market Data is highly preferred. If you are interested, please contact me ASAP. I will need an updated copy of your resume as well as current rate. Thank you, and I look forward to hearing from you soon. Caryl Ann O'Neill Xyz, Inc.