Angelo.M
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If the monkey plays the piano, even better.
I don't want to tell the girls I've tried to pick up because of alcohol....EEWWWWW!Reminds me of a joke.
A man has been drinking at a bar for a good part of the night and is now becoming ever increasingly drunk. But now, whenever the bartender serves him a drink, the man would look inside his shirt pocket for just a moment.
Intrigued by this, the bartender asked the man "Sir, why do you always look inside your shirt pocket whenever you have a drink?"
"That's..." said the man with great difficulty, "that's 'cause I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look beautiful, that's when I go home."
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear
Beer before liquor, never sickerThat's absolutely wrong. At least: the version in my language (rhyming too) uses "after" where it says "before" in your rhyme.
(Wijn na bier geeft plezier,
Bier na wijn geeft venijn.)
And I think the "after" version is true: you could increase the alcohol concentration, but diminish it leads to headache.
That said, be careful at all. Burke's advice is gold, Alex's advice to drink much water if you get home after drinking alcohol is silver.
Cees
Sounds like we need to start an online AA meeting.I gave up booze for lent, and boy its killing me. I don't "drink to get drunk" anymore, and rarely do I "drink to get buzzed" either (since I left college). However, I love a glass of wine with dinner, and as some may remember from all of those old Ron-P/beer threads, I love the taste of a good ale or lager. Nothing better than a cold beer after a long day.
Giving up a drink/day for me is like my Girlfriend giving up chocolate.
Just remember Chuck, enjoy college...but be smart. Many have given sage advice in this thread. Have fun, but heed the advice. BTW, the best vitamin to take is B-complex vitamins. Just FYI...
What should I watch out for?
the floor rapidly rising to meet you after beer #3.
the floor rapidly rising to meet you after beer #3.Geez, you guys down there sure can't hold your liquor,can you? Up here in Canada, three beers is known as a "warm up".
shirely temple with stolie, fri night: cap't morgs and coke, sat night: belvedere vodka and shirley temple with a shot of tequila.With a Jane Withers chaser?
5: If anybody vomits green, call 911 immediately; they're probably alcohol poisonedI didn't know that. At a friends Bday party a few weeks ago I drank too much beer then took some shots of Rum. I puked green for a few hours and passed out in my car. Woke up with it all in my car and was shivering because it was 28 degrees outside. Avoid things like this. It isn't fun, and it's not cool.