I'd be more interested in switching over to Linux if everything wasn't such an utter ball-ache.
Quick example:
I loathe the way X renders fonts. The folks on Slashdot will say otherwise. Fine. I think they look like crap and nobody is going to convince me otherwise. With Anti-Aliasing off they look like they're made of Lego. With AA on, they're better but blurry. Windows fonts look 500% better to my eyes, AA'd or not.
So, I dig a little. I find out about something called the bytecode interpreter which is disabled in FreeType due to some inane patent issue. So I try and follow some instructions on how to turn this back on. It talks about installing the source RPM for Freetype. OK, so how do I do this exactly? After finding an RPM to download I try and run it like the page says (command-line obviously) and wahey - it starts doing something! Ooops - spoke to soon. I now have a list of about a dozen dependencies that need to be resolved before this can be done. Why? Freetype was already installed and running, so why do I now need to upgrade half of the system?
As usual, the response is: RTFM. Thanks. How helpful.
And it's not like I'm a complete retard here. I worked on corporate Unix systems for a while so I'm quite comfy with the command-line.
So I hit the switch on the KVM back to the Windows box...
Yup. It stands for Read The F**king Manual (or Man pages). Often seen on pro-open source sites such as Slashdot when people run into a problem or require some kind of technical help. Of course, the fact that you may not have a manual and that the man pages only supply very specific technical detailing of commands is beside the point...