Rustifer
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Episode Commentary
Wonder Woman
"The Deadly Sting" (S3E3)
Here's the thing--Linda Carter has no lips. Truly, I've seen fuller kissers on hens' beaks. If it wasn't for lipstick, there would be no indication whatsoever as to their location on her face. Fortunately for her, no one was ever focused on that particular feature. Indeed, the woman was so generously endowed elsewhere that you could sit in a lawn chair underneath and be in their perpetual shadow. At that time, Linda's jutting charms were sufficient to place her ahead of Farrah Fawcett as the poster most often taped to the wall opposite a teenage boy's bed.
In the terrifying era of the Vietnam War, rising inflation, racial injustice and the introduction of the AMC Gremlin, Diana Prince/Wonder Woman and her $300 haircut boyfriend Steve (Lyle Waggoner) choose to investigate what's really important in world events: rigged football games. The two join forces with physical trainer Bill Michaels (Ron Ely) because there's just not enough pretty people already in this episode. Their investigation focuses on a crooked gambling syndicate that would most likely later be the template for FanDuel and DraftKings sport books.
Behind the scenes, Professor Brubaker (Harvey Jason) has invented a blowgun that shoots a chemical dart, rendering football players devoid of their jockstraps and forgetful of their gridiron skills. Thus winning bets on the odds, he uses this method to finance his earthshaking research in gerbil tooth decay. The syndicate wants the technology for obviously different reasons. Ironically, the tough guy is played by Craig T. Nelson--later to portray a coach himself.
The drawback of one ply toilet paper; No lips but plenty else; When filming angles really count..
Meanwhile, as if to emphasize this is all about football, Diana is being co-wooed by Roman Gabriel and Deacon Jones to prove that it takes two hunky guys to make her sing the hallelujah chorus. In the end, the sacred practice of waging on sports is spared the licentious antics of crooked bookies and Pete Rose.
There's a near Batman-like vibe to this series--fatuous plots, absurd villains and totally impractical technology, which is what made it fascinating to 15 year-olds. We adults watched just in case Linda Carter dropped something and had to bend over.
The Moral: Wonder Woman's lasso of truth was instrumental in revealing the actual ingredients in Spam.
Wonder Woman
"The Deadly Sting" (S3E3)
Here's the thing--Linda Carter has no lips. Truly, I've seen fuller kissers on hens' beaks. If it wasn't for lipstick, there would be no indication whatsoever as to their location on her face. Fortunately for her, no one was ever focused on that particular feature. Indeed, the woman was so generously endowed elsewhere that you could sit in a lawn chair underneath and be in their perpetual shadow. At that time, Linda's jutting charms were sufficient to place her ahead of Farrah Fawcett as the poster most often taped to the wall opposite a teenage boy's bed.
In the terrifying era of the Vietnam War, rising inflation, racial injustice and the introduction of the AMC Gremlin, Diana Prince/Wonder Woman and her $300 haircut boyfriend Steve (Lyle Waggoner) choose to investigate what's really important in world events: rigged football games. The two join forces with physical trainer Bill Michaels (Ron Ely) because there's just not enough pretty people already in this episode. Their investigation focuses on a crooked gambling syndicate that would most likely later be the template for FanDuel and DraftKings sport books.
Behind the scenes, Professor Brubaker (Harvey Jason) has invented a blowgun that shoots a chemical dart, rendering football players devoid of their jockstraps and forgetful of their gridiron skills. Thus winning bets on the odds, he uses this method to finance his earthshaking research in gerbil tooth decay. The syndicate wants the technology for obviously different reasons. Ironically, the tough guy is played by Craig T. Nelson--later to portray a coach himself.
The drawback of one ply toilet paper; No lips but plenty else; When filming angles really count..
Meanwhile, as if to emphasize this is all about football, Diana is being co-wooed by Roman Gabriel and Deacon Jones to prove that it takes two hunky guys to make her sing the hallelujah chorus. In the end, the sacred practice of waging on sports is spared the licentious antics of crooked bookies and Pete Rose.
There's a near Batman-like vibe to this series--fatuous plots, absurd villains and totally impractical technology, which is what made it fascinating to 15 year-olds. We adults watched just in case Linda Carter dropped something and had to bend over.
The Moral: Wonder Woman's lasso of truth was instrumental in revealing the actual ingredients in Spam.
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