Ten More Uncool Things That Didn't Make It Into This Tournament
10. When your school day doesn't get cancelled after a heavy snow 9. Stubbing your toe 8. When you're out driving around and a cop starts following you 7. Getting pool water up your nose 6. Multiple security stickers on DVD cases 5. When some idiot sits right in front of you in an otherwise empty theater 4. Root canals 3. Kathy Bates nude scenes 2. The low carb craze 1. Waking up with "morning wood" and really having to pee
Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with
Round 5 - Bracket 2
Being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever
Joke of the day:
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain. As it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun watching him to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him. As a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had sex. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and she asked how the party was. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a really good time!"
hot days (I cast the tie-breaker) and slow drivers win.
really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with
Top Ten Uncool Things That Didn't Make It Into This Tournament Part III
10. Gerard Depardieu nude scenes 9. When you've been walking around all day with your fly unzipped 8. Accidentally cursing in front of your grandmother 7. The ol' fingernails on the chalkboard routine 6. Pimples 5. When you're a kid and your favorite tv show gets pre-empted for some stupid local sporting event 4. Getting stood up by a date 3. When you're eating out and you spill food/drink on yourself 2. Getting the bill for car repairs 1. Lame top ten lists