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SteveGon

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last picked and (I cast the tie-breaker) migraines win.


Round 4 - Bracket 3

slow drivers

vs.

people talking on cell-phones in a movie theater


Round 4 - Bracket 4

shaving

vs.

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with



Joke of the day:


Harold's new job had him working at night so he decided to get his wife a guard dog. He goes to the pet store and asks for a doberman.

The employee said, "If it's a guard dog you want, I have just the dog for you." The man walks to the back of the store to get a dog and comes back with a poodle.

Harold says, "This little thing is a guard dog? You're kidding, right?"

The employee says, "Nope, this dog is special; he knows karate."

"Karate? I don't believe it," Harold says.

The employee puts the dog down and says, "Karate that table." The dog runs over to the table and chops it to pieces. Harold is amazed.

The employee then says, "Karate that chair." The dog runs over and chops the chair into kindling. By now Harold is convinced.

"I'll take him!" he says.

When he gets home his wife takes one look at the dog and says, "This little thing, a guard dog? No way!" Harold says, "But this dog knows karate..."

"Uh huh," she says, rolling her eyes, "Karate my ass!"
 

SteveGon

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Ten More Uncool Things That Didn't Make It Into This Tournament

10. When your school day doesn't get cancelled after a heavy snow
9. Stubbing your toe
8. When you're out driving around and a cop starts following you
7. Getting pool water up your nose
6. Multiple security stickers on DVD cases
5. When some idiot sits right in front of you in an otherwise empty theater
4. Root canals
3. Kathy Bates nude scenes
2. The low carb craze
1. Waking up with "morning wood" and really having to pee
 

Philip_T

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people talking on cell-phones in a movie theater

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with
 

SteveGon

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slow drivers and really hot days win.


The Final Four


Round 5 - Bracket 1

Migraines

vs.

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with


Round 5 - Bracket 2

Being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever

vs.

Slow Drivers



Joke of the day:


A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain. As it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun watching him to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him. As a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had sex. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and she asked how the party was. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a really good time!"
 

Philip_T

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Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with
Being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever
 

Nick Sievers

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Really Hot Days - It occurs a lot here and I don't really get migraines.
Being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever
 

SteveGon

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hot days (I cast the tie-breaker) and slow drivers win.


Final Match

really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with

vs.

slow drivers



Top Ten Uncool Things That Didn't Make It Into This Tournament Part III

10. Gerard Depardieu nude scenes
9. When you've been walking around all day with your fly unzipped
8. Accidentally cursing in front of your grandmother
7. The ol' fingernails on the chalkboard routine
6. Pimples
5. When you're a kid and your favorite tv show gets pre-empted for some stupid local sporting event
4. Getting stood up by a date
3. When you're eating out and you spill food/drink on yourself
2. Getting the bill for car repairs
1. Lame top ten lists




Sorry, I bought my copy.
 

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