Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament (1 Viewer)

[george kaplan]

MAR-only DVDs

Getting a boner at work for no reason

Shaving

 

[Arman]

MAR
Boner
Shaving

 

[Angelo.M]

shaving

 

[SteveGon]

MAR, boners and shaving win.


Round 3 - Bracket 1

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old

vs.

Being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever


Round 3 - Bracket 2

Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end

vs.

Getting a boner at work for no reason


Terrific Tuesday Bonus Match:


Round 3 - Bracket 3

speedos

vs.

disco


Joke of the day:

A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her.

"I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends how personal it is."

"OK," the guy said. "How many men have you slept with?"

"I'm not going to tell you that!" the woman exclaimed. "That's my business!"

"Sorry," said the guy, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it."

 

[george kaplan]

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old

Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end

speedos vs. disco - well frankly, these are pretty much the same thing if you ask me. I have this image of a guy in speedos listening to disco. :shudder:

One is a horrible assault on the eyes, the other an equally horrible assault on the ears. This should pretty easily be the finals. Abstain.

 

[Chucky P]

Jumping
Top 40
speedos

 

[Brad Porter]

last picked
hearing Ace of Base over and over again
Speedos

Brad

 

[Brook K]

last picked
boner
speedo

 

[Mike Hutman]

last picked
boner
speedo

 

[Nick Sievers]

Being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever
Top 40 Radio
Speedos!

 

[John C. Wilson]

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old
Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end
disco

 

[Philip_T]

Being the last person picked in a pick up game of whatever
Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end
speedo

 

[Dheiner]

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old
Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end
disco

 

[SteveGon]

last picked, top 40, and speedos win.


Round 3 - Bracket 4

The "Why is everyone else so rude?" matchup:

Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library

vs.

People talking on cell-phones in a movie theater


Round 3 - Bracket 5

Throwing up in your mouth

vs.

Migraines


Joke of the day:


A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored.

"What would you like to do next?" he asked.

"I wanna be weighed," she said.

So the young man took her over to the weight guesser.

"One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.

"I wanna be weighed," she said.

He really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home. The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"

"Wousy," said the girl.


Argh.

 

[Angelo.M]

Library vandalism

Migraines

 

[Philip_T]

People talking on cell-phones in a movie theater
Migraines

 

[Chucky P]

Cell Phones
Migraines

 

[Brook K]

cell-phones
migraines

 

[Bill Williams]

cell phones in theaters

throwing up

 

[Mike Hutman]

People talking on cell-phones in a movie theater
Migraines