Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament

SteveGon

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The title says it all! What do you find "uncool" or not so fun? What are those annoying things in life that you just can't get around?

I'd like to keep this tourney fun so ixnay on such depressing things as plague, famine, and Michael Bay movies.

Everyone gets four automatics. Let's shoot for 32 or 64. I've already started the list.

Uncool Things

Messing with people when they're passed out drunk


Going to garage sales with your mother

Shaving

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out you're old enough to be her father

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out she's old enough to be your mother

People who get in the express lane with too many items

People who purposely drive slow in the fast lane

MAR only dvds

Eating alone in a restaurant

Treppenwitz—the wit of the stairs, referring to the witty and devastating comeback that occurs to you too late (as you are leaving the party, already past the door and outside on the stairs).

When you get to the point that the only pretty girls who give you an encouraging look are hookers

Descending into an HTF discussion with a troll

Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library.

Getting a boner at work for no reason

Buying a soda and having it explode when you open it

Seeing a spider in the rear view mirror of the car when your driving

Going all in with pocket Aces, and losing to a 2-8 off suit.

Urkel

Mayonnaise

Speedos

Back hair

Skinny ties.

Inheritance tax.

Alcopops: Skyy Blue, Smirnoff Ice, Tequiza, etc

Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out (too late) she's a he

Disco

Migraines.

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with.

Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong.

Plantar's Warts. Never had one, but I've heard they can be quite painful.

Carrot Top

Chain Movie Theaters

When Someone You've Got "Feelings" For Already Has An S.O. (Extra points if said S.O. is a real asshole/bitch)

Mullets

Being the last person picked in a pick up game of *whatever*

Blowing the dust off an object and forgetting to close your eyes (and getting an eyefull of said dust).

People talking on cell-phones in a movie theater.

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old.

Sweat pit stains on shirts

Bathroom mold and mildew

bird crap on a clean car

"Not tonight, honey"

Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night

"Long waits" at Netflix

Telemarketers

Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings

Sh*t colored cars

Cops hiding the bushes/under an overpass for speeding violators (Are they running out of some more important things to do?!)

Watching live your favorite sports team/player being massacred by an opposing team/player

Starting a thread that gets no replies.

Bob Saget

Unmoderated movie forums

Commercials at the movies

Sumo wrestlers in thongs.

Teenagers running their mouths off during an entire 2-hour movie, making smart-ass MST3K comments during the entire film.

Smoking in movie theaters.

Co-workers who conduct all of their personal business and conversations, none of it pertaining to you, in your cubicle.

Slow Drivers

Insomnia

Throwing up in your mouth.

Broken Bones

the morning after you eat really spicy food

Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end

Hot actresses that refuse to do nude scenes
 

george kaplan

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Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out she's old enough to be your mother

People who get in the express lane with too many items

People who purposely drive slow in the fast lane

MAR only dvds
 

Lew Crippen

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Eating alone in a restaurant—anyone who has traveled on business much knows this one pretty well. You can always tell the pros (or really desperate, such as myself) who arrive with a book.

Treppenwitz—the wit of the stairs, referring to the witty and devastating comeback that occurs to you too late (as you are leaving the party, already past the door and outside on the stairs).

When you get to the point that the only pretty girls who give you an encouraging look are hookers

Descending into an HTF discussion with a troll
 

Angelo.M

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Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library.
 

Mike Hutman

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1)Getting a boner at work for no reason

2)Buying a soda and having it explode when you open it

3)Seeing a spider in the rear view mirror of the car when your driving

4)Going all in with pocket Aces, and losing to a 2-8 off suit.
 

Brad Porter

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Is there a pooping monkey at stake here?

1) Urkel

2) Mayonnaise

3) Speedos

4) Back hair

Don't believe me? Picture Urkel with back hair wearing only a speedo and rubbing mayonnaise on himself. Not very cool, now is it?

Brad
 

SteveGon

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How about a DVD of a crap movie?


Mike: I see your luck hasn't changed.
 

Mark Shannon

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Migraines.

Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with.

Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong.

Plantar's Warts. Never had one, but I've heard they can be quite painful.
 

Andrew_Sch

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Carrot Top
Chain Movie Theaters
When Someone You've Got "Feelings" For Already Has An S.O. (Extra points if said S.O. is a real asshole/bitch)
 

Philip_T

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Being the last person picked in a pick up game of *whatever*

Blowing the dust off an object and forgetting to close your eyes (and getting an eyefull of said dust).

People talking on cell-phones in a movie theater.

Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old.
 

Brook K

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"Not tonight, honey"

Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night

"Long waits" at Netflix
 

Arman

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You almost died picking up the ringing phone and ... Oh no! It's only a telemarketer!

Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings

Shit colored cars

Cops hiding the bushes/under an overpass for speeding violators (Are they running out of some more important things to do?!)

Watching live your favorite sports team/player being massacred by an opposing team/player
 

Rob P S

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Starting a thread that gets no replies.

Bob Saget

Unmoderated movie forums

Commercials at the movies
 

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