SteveGon
Senior HTF Member
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- Dec 11, 2000
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- Steve Gonzales
The title says it all! What do you find "uncool" or not so fun? What are those annoying things in life that you just can't get around?
I'd like to keep this tourney fun so ixnay on such depressing things as plague, famine, and Michael Bay movies.
Everyone gets four automatics. Let's shoot for 32 or 64. I've already started the list.
Uncool Things
Messing with people when they're passed out drunk
Going to garage sales with your mother
Shaving
Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out you're old enough to be her father
Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out she's old enough to be your mother
People who get in the express lane with too many items
People who purposely drive slow in the fast lane
MAR only dvds
Eating alone in a restaurant
Treppenwitz—the wit of the stairs, referring to the witty and devastating comeback that occurs to you too late (as you are leaving the party, already past the door and outside on the stairs).
When you get to the point that the only pretty girls who give you an encouraging look are hookers
Descending into an HTF discussion with a troll
Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library.
Getting a boner at work for no reason
Buying a soda and having it explode when you open it
Seeing a spider in the rear view mirror of the car when your driving
Going all in with pocket Aces, and losing to a 2-8 off suit.
Urkel
Mayonnaise
Speedos
Back hair
Skinny ties.
Inheritance tax.
Alcopops: Skyy Blue, Smirnoff Ice, Tequiza, etc
Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out (too late) she's a he
Disco
Migraines.
Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with.
Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong.
Plantar's Warts. Never had one, but I've heard they can be quite painful.
Carrot Top
Chain Movie Theaters
When Someone You've Got "Feelings" For Already Has An S.O. (Extra points if said S.O. is a real asshole/bitch)
Mullets
Being the last person picked in a pick up game of *whatever*
Blowing the dust off an object and forgetting to close your eyes (and getting an eyefull of said dust).
People talking on cell-phones in a movie theater.
Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old.
Sweat pit stains on shirts
Bathroom mold and mildew
bird crap on a clean car
"Not tonight, honey"
Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night
"Long waits" at Netflix
Telemarketers
Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings
Sh*t colored cars
Cops hiding the bushes/under an overpass for speeding violators (Are they running out of some more important things to do?!)
Watching live your favorite sports team/player being massacred by an opposing team/player
Starting a thread that gets no replies.
Bob Saget
Unmoderated movie forums
Commercials at the movies
Sumo wrestlers in thongs.
Teenagers running their mouths off during an entire 2-hour movie, making smart-ass MST3K comments during the entire film.
Smoking in movie theaters.
Co-workers who conduct all of their personal business and conversations, none of it pertaining to you, in your cubicle.
Slow Drivers
Insomnia
Throwing up in your mouth.
Broken Bones
the morning after you eat really spicy food
Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end
Hot actresses that refuse to do nude scenes
I'd like to keep this tourney fun so ixnay on such depressing things as plague, famine, and Michael Bay movies.
Everyone gets four automatics. Let's shoot for 32 or 64. I've already started the list.
Uncool Things
Messing with people when they're passed out drunk
Going to garage sales with your mother
Shaving
Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out you're old enough to be her father
Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out she's old enough to be your mother
People who get in the express lane with too many items
People who purposely drive slow in the fast lane
MAR only dvds
Eating alone in a restaurant
Treppenwitz—the wit of the stairs, referring to the witty and devastating comeback that occurs to you too late (as you are leaving the party, already past the door and outside on the stairs).
When you get to the point that the only pretty girls who give you an encouraging look are hookers
Descending into an HTF discussion with a troll
Defacing, not returning or otherwise mistreating something borrowed from a public library.
Getting a boner at work for no reason
Buying a soda and having it explode when you open it
Seeing a spider in the rear view mirror of the car when your driving
Going all in with pocket Aces, and losing to a 2-8 off suit.
Urkel
Mayonnaise
Speedos
Back hair
Skinny ties.
Inheritance tax.
Alcopops: Skyy Blue, Smirnoff Ice, Tequiza, etc
Having lustful thoughts about a hot chick and then finding out (too late) she's a he
Disco
Migraines.
Really Really Really hot days, and nothing to cool yourself down with.
Finishing putting something together, then looking at the instructions and realizing you've done it wrong.
Plantar's Warts. Never had one, but I've heard they can be quite painful.
Carrot Top
Chain Movie Theaters
When Someone You've Got "Feelings" For Already Has An S.O. (Extra points if said S.O. is a real asshole/bitch)
Mullets
Being the last person picked in a pick up game of *whatever*
Blowing the dust off an object and forgetting to close your eyes (and getting an eyefull of said dust).
People talking on cell-phones in a movie theater.
Jumping over the seats in front of you at a baseball game in order to take away a foul ball from a 4-year old.
Sweat pit stains on shirts
Bathroom mold and mildew
bird crap on a clean car
"Not tonight, honey"
Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night
"Long waits" at Netflix
Telemarketers
Nonsense blah, blah, blah in work meetings
Sh*t colored cars
Cops hiding the bushes/under an overpass for speeding violators (Are they running out of some more important things to do?!)
Watching live your favorite sports team/player being massacred by an opposing team/player
Starting a thread that gets no replies.
Bob Saget
Unmoderated movie forums
Commercials at the movies
Sumo wrestlers in thongs.
Teenagers running their mouths off during an entire 2-hour movie, making smart-ass MST3K comments during the entire film.
Smoking in movie theaters.
Co-workers who conduct all of their personal business and conversations, none of it pertaining to you, in your cubicle.
Slow Drivers
Insomnia
Throwing up in your mouth.
Broken Bones
the morning after you eat really spicy food
Being forced to listen to the local Top 40 radio station at work for hours on end
Hot actresses that refuse to do nude scenes