The Night HE Came Home. My Halloween alter-ego. (1 Viewer)

[Colton]

Truer words have never been spoken. LOL!

- Colton

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

There's nothing to forgive, baby.

 

[MarkHastings]

This thread needs some cutesy imagery!

 

[Malcolm R]

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

:b

 

[Kevin M]

Gosh...imagine that, a guy gettin his chops busted about showing affection for his new girlfriend from other guys...yeah, imagine that....

And who thought this "Halloween" thread would go there?

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Tell me about it, Kevin! The metamorphesis that this thread has undergone is akin to that of Seth Brundle's in The Fly...but in reverse.

 

[Wendy_L]

I'm so embarrassed... I was being such a "girl". I might of as well come in here and wall-papered the entire thread in pink with hearts & butterflies. Blech. :rolleyes

Sorry guys. I'll try better in the future.

*scratches crotch and farts as leaving the thread*

 

[Kevin M]

Don't be so hard on yourself Wendy_L, I'm sure you extended the shelf life of this little thread well beyond it's intended freshness......much to John's chagrin.

A female presence on the forum just makes us s..s..so nervous...hee hee...it's a..a girl!

 

[Wendy_L]

If that's the case then you ALL need to get laid!

Too bad I left that profession when I met my little shmunchkin cakes or I could help you all out.

Did I just say that out loud?

I'm such a naughty girl. :wink:

 

[MarkHastings]

La la la la la la la la! I'm not listening!!! La la la la la la!

 

[Colton]

Williamson, pimp her out, dude! CHA-CHING!!!

- Colton

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Na, first off I would look horrible if I had to wear those huge brimmed Leopard skin hats, coats and cane, and second, Wendy wouldn't appreciate that too much I would think.

Then again, maybe she would, what do ya think, baby?

 

[Colton]

How about a price list? Also, would there be a Special Day coupon thingy? You know, $1 Off when you make a $20 purchase or Buy One Lewd Act - Get Another Free?

- Colton

 

[MarkHastings]

next years Halloween costume...next years Halloween costume...next years Halloween costume!!!!

 

[Citizen87645]

To be honest, I don't think I've seen too many couples dress as a hooker and her pimp, though I'm sure it's been done. Usually you get these "cutesy" combos.

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

@ Mark, yeah, that could be scarier than Myers I think.

Colton,
okay, let's chill with that now, alright?

 

[Colton]

I beg to differ.



http://snipurl.com/jnr4
May have to copy & paste into browswer to view.

- Colton

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

I'm having trouble opening that, Colton, but i'm dying to know what it is.

 

[MarkHastings]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!