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The eternal Family Guy Quotes thread

Discussion in 'TV Shows' started by NickSo, Dec 8, 2001.

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    Stewie and Brian in Amsterdam cafe,stoned to the Nth power:

    Stewie: Shhh.. wait, wait.. The reason we die, is we accept it as aninevetibility..

    Brian: Do you think I'll ever find anybody?

    Stewie: Hey man, your great!
     
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    "Oh no!"

    "Oh no!"

    "Oh no!"

    "Oh no!"

    "Oh YEAHHHHHH!!!"

    And that's when I saw the light and converted.

    And for some reason I have "Damn you, Tommy Tutone!" stuck in my head.
     
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    Stewie: How positively delightful. Its as if someone stabbed Mr. Bubble!
     
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    I loved it when Peter was reading to kids in Sunday school:

    Peter: "And if you're pure of heart, you will go to a beautiful place called Heaven...

    I'm yankin' ya! You just rot in the ground."
     
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    Ok, they're, they're in the woods ...

    The camera keeps on shaking ...

    I think they're looking for some witch or something, I, I don't know, I wasn't listening ...

    Nothings happening ...

    Nothings happening ...

    Something about a map ...

    Nothings happening ...

    It's over.

    A lot of people in the audience look pissed.
     
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    What episode is this line from????

    Peter: "This will take a portion of my cunning... no WAIT... all my cunning!"
     
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    Lois: What's going on?

    Stewie: We're playing house.

    Lois: The boy is all tied up.

    Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
     
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    this isn't a quote, but can you guys tell me what episode is the willy wonka one? i read the descriptiosn on both sets and could not find it for the life of me.
     
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    that was my exact problem, i coudlnt remember what the rest of the episode was about. now i remember the rest of it copmletly. thanks. =)
     
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    Phil, I can't remember the episode title off the top of my head, but I believe that's from the same episode where Peter wrote a story about Luke Perry being gay. I LOVED the part when Peter was sneaking into the office to switch Meg's story with his own. SO great!
     
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    "How old are you?"

    "16."

    "18?"

    "Mo-om..."

    "I like where this is going!"

    "Oh Susan...Susan..."

    "Death! Death!"

    "Susan! ...Susan? I'm gonna be a virgin forever! ...or am I?" (car starts rocking)
     
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    Are there decimal places in that font size? j/k and welcome to HTF.

    I guess it's only natural to add to this since Sunday...

    "...because Christians don't believe in gravity"

    "...and knowing is half the battle"

    "you're funny"

    "HE GONNA GET IT!"
     
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    Just gotta make some Homicide Life on Sesame Street corrections:
    Narrator: This show contains adult content and is brought to you by the letter h.
    (phone rings: ring-ring)
    (Bert groans a time or too and we the sound of the phone picked off the receiver)
    Bert: Yeah? (pause) Son of a bitch... I'll be right there. Some poor bastard just got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's.
    (chugging and then hacking)
    Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
    Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat cookies in the damn bed!
    Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert.
    (Bert sighs against the backdrop of the wah-wah-wah sound).
     

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