The Best Bumper Stickers

Mark Sherman

Supporting Actor
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Apr 9, 2003
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I want to get RU4-69N OR FAH-Q for my plate but here are some of my Ideas for BUMPAH STICKAHS (IM FROM BOSTON)


On the back of a ROLLS MY OTHER CAR IS A SHIT BOX

DRIVE A HUMMER? SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS.

CALLING YOUR WIFE? DON'T BOTHER SHES WITH ME

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ,ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ON THE PHONE DO.

More Later


IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU DIDNT GRADUATE FROM A MASS. HIGH SCHOOL


LOOKING FOR JESUS? HES IN MY TRUNK

THIS BUMBER STICKER IS MADE FROM RECYLED SPOTTED OWLS .

GOT GAS?

CIXELXYD RUOY SIHT DAER NAC OUY FI
 

RonR

Stunt Coordinator
Joined
Sep 26, 2000
Messages
197
Save the whales, harpoon a fat chick

I swerve for small animals, they're harder to hit
 

Grant B

Cinematographer
Senior HTF Member
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Mar 29, 2000
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3,210
Both parked in front of our house

On a car - Vaginas are way cool!
On a Motorcycle - I'm a holy man you fuck
 

Jim_F

Screenwriter
Joined
May 15, 2000
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On a pharmacist's car: Pharmacists make safe lovers

On a recovering addict's car: My other car is up my nose
 

DaveGTP

Effects Supervisor
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Jul 24, 2002
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The one I have on my car window now: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups".

Some of those on the unamerican website were pretty funny. I liked DIE MTV DIE.
 

LewB

Screenwriter
Joined
Feb 11, 2002
Messages
1,282
This one's a stretch but ...
On the back of a motorcyclist's T-Shirt:
If you can read this, the bitch fell off.
 

DaveGTP

Effects Supervisor
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Jul 24, 2002
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No, I don't, but I like it


Edit: I started reading them, they are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. They need an Empowerment one, or a who moved my cheese? one.
 

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