The Best Bumper Stickers (1 Viewer)

[MarkHastings]

This wasn't a bumper sticker, but I saw this framed on a wall. I forget the first line, but it was some kind of motivational line like "Strive to do your best..." (or something like that) anyways this was the best part of it:

"Remember, Amateurs built Noah's Arc...Professionals built the Titanic."

 

[Dennis Nicholls]

WHEN CRYPTOGRAPHY IS OUTLAWED,

BAYL BHGYNJF JVYY UNIR CEVINPL.

 

[JohnS]

"If I gave a crap, you'd be the first person I'd give it to"

"My kid beat up your honor student"

 

[MarkHastings]

(on the back of a pickup):

Yes, this is my truck / No, I will not help you move!

 

[ChristopherG]

must be the day for four year old threads to rise up....

How about:

"I Brake For Jesus"

 

[Carlo_M]

Holy thread resurrections, Batman!

I have never put a bumper sticker on any of my cars, but the one I would seriously consider (because the message is so accurate for today) is the one from the last page of this thread:

HANG UP AND DRIVE!

 

[JonZ]

I see ones I like all the time and forget them.

One I do remember is "bush gives bush a bad name".

 

[mylan]

Imagine Whirled Peas

 

[Rob Gardiner]

"Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here."

"Maybe you would drive better with that cell phone up your butt"

"My juvenile delinquent f*cked your honor student"

 

[Steve Kuester]

Another of the "honor student" type...

My gamer fragged your honor student.

 

[Henry Gale]

What Would Ernest Tubb Do?

Re-Elect Al Gore

 

[Alex-C]

And 4 years later, I have come home to roost, back to a thread I started.

How about this one, one of my all time favs:

Jesus Saves ! Gretzky rebounds, he shoots ! HE SCORES !

 

[Aaron Reynolds]

I'm thinking hehe, I have a couple I'll post -- then I read the thread and see that some guy posted both of them. Wait -- he has the same sig as me... uh, and the same name.

I'm so predictable.

 

[Steve Schaffer]

Vampyr; I drink human blood, and I vote!

Flush Rush

My (insert name of favorite dog breed) is smarter than your honor student!

 

[ToddS]

On the back of our camper

"Some Days I Wish I Was A Missing Person"

 

[Dave Hahn]

I spotted my all time favorite bumper sticker back in the 80's:

NUKE A GAY WHALE FOR JESUS

 

[bbristol]

"When all the trees are gone you can wipe your ass with a spotted owl"

Loggers bumpersticker

 

[Steve Schaffer]

Stop Global Whining!

 

[bobbyg2]

If you can read this, I haven't hit you hard enough.

 

[Alex-C]

Heheh...Bobby, if I had that Mustang, I'd put a sticker...well, first of all, I wouldnt ruin a beauty like that with any stickers, but if i were to put to anything on that car, it would be: JEALOUS ?