The Best Bumper Stickers (1 Viewer)

[Alex-C]

i know...i know...this comes up every so often in the AHL, but I have a couple of good ones I've been wanting to let loose so here goes...

my favorites of the ones that have been endlessly passed around via email are....

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart.

since my sense of humor tends to lean to what many people call offbeat, how about this one...

Bumper Stickers are Lame.

I mean, if i saw that on a car I would bust up.

or...

You can tailgate me all you want, it still doesn't cure impotence

Honk if you love deaf people !

anyone ? lame ?

and i think there is a whole franchise in this next phrase, a la the happy face from the 70s...since everyone is always trying to perfect their "I'm so cool" or "I'm a badass" attitudes, how about ....(drum roll please)....

I messed with Texas

 

[Dean Cooper]

Go braless; it pulls the wrinkles from your face.

Still kills me everytime...yes I'm a bastard and no it's not on my bumper

 

[Clinton McClure]

Best one I ever saw was "Gas, grass or ass...No one rides for free."

 

[Tim Glover]

Here's some that still make me smile:

Avenge Yourself!...Live Long Enough To Be a Nuisance to Your Children!

How's My Driving? 1-800-Eat Shit

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

Visualize Whirlled Peas
Nuke the Whales
No Kids on Board. OK to Hit

 

[Evelio Figueroa]

Saw this on a bumper the other day.

Wanna get laid? Go crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

 

[CaptDS9E]

I still like the "My son beat up your honor student"

capt

 

[LewB]

On the same car:
"Be kind to animals, hug a hockey player"
"Give blood, play hockey"

 

[David Lawson]

I'd Rather Be Driving

Focus On Your Own Damn Family


Slightly off topic, but SNAAB (on a 950 Turbo) was the best personalized license plate I've ever seen.

 

[Anthony Clifton]

 

[Steve_Corrick]

Bad COP
No Doughnut

 

[Seth_L]

Keep Honking. I'm reloading.

Protected by Smith & Wesson

 

[Steven K]

Unless you're a hemmhoroid, get off my ass!

Let me tell you about my grandchildren.

Friends don't let friends vote democrat.

Southern born,
Southern bred,
and when I die,
I'll be Southern dead!


and my personal favorite...

Welcome to Boston,
Don't get upset,
Just drive like we do.

 

[MikeH1]

INDEPENDENCE - Alberta's only hope

 

[Malcolm R]

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're a friggin' moron!

Stop tailgating me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

Welcome to Vermont...now go home.

 

[Christ Reynolds]

Funkin Gonuts
Boston Red Sox-1918 World Series Champs

CJ

 

[Jon_Are]

Driver carries no cash - he's married

You ! Outta the gene pool !!

 

[LewB]

Seen on the bumper of a Jeep being pulled by a HUGH motor home:
Sorry, but I'm pushing as hard as I can !

 

[Vince Maskeeper]

Might not be for everyone here, but:
http://www.unamerican.com/catalog/index.htm

{warning, leftist and anarchist content ahead, proceed at your own risk!}

It's where I got my favorite sticker:
"Talk Nerdy To Me"

-Vince

 

[Jeffrey_Jones]

My favorite personalized license plate (could be a bumper sticker too) – lkn4dd

Juvenile once you get it, but fun to try and figure out.

- Jeff