Snakes on a Plane (2006) (2 Viewers)

[ChristopherDAC]

Maybe I should mention a movie I have called Skyscraper Timebomb? Just while we're on the subject of straightforward titles...

 

[Greg_S_H]

Check this out!


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...-13762,00.html

Sam gets it! It's now officially a must-see.

 

[ThomasC]

How could you not quote this part, Greg?

Now Boa-ding...

 

[Thomas Newton]

 

[Robert Anthony]

See, you guys are coming around. Soon the world will know.

 

[Thomas Newton]

I'd say it was more the end of the ****ing passengers.

I wonder if the airlines in their world took cost-cutting a little bit too far. "Will that be with snakes, or without, sir?" "How much is without?" "$800 more" "Screw it."

Also, can you imagine the airport "security"?

Screener: "Are you carrying any knives, handguns, grenades, or such?"

Assassin: "No, but I am carrying this box that's chock full of incredibly poisonous and deadly 'pet' snakes."

Screener: "That's fine. Go right ahead."

 

[todd stone]

"Coming soon...Snakes on a train."

throw momma from the snake

 

[Greg_S_H]

That sounds dirty.

 

[Thomas Newton]

Your musical program for this flight:

"Just A Song Before I Go" (bye-bye as the snakes' first victim?)

"Airplane" ("Up on the airplane, nearer my God to Thee...")

Coach class: "We've Gotta Get Out Of This Place (If It's The Last Thing We Ever Do)"

Business class: "Smiling Faces Sometimes" ("Beware of the handshake that hides a snake!!!")

"Staying Alive"

Stewardess (to snakes): "These Boots Are Made For Walking" ("...all over you")

 

[Jason Hughes]

Trouser Snakes on a Plane? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

 

[Mikel_Cooperman]

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

[ThomasC]

ONE MAN
WITH ONE MISSION
TO STOP THE HISSIN'

NEXT FALL
SAMUEL L. JACKSON
FIGHTS
SNAKES ON A PLANE

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

This thread is a killer!

I foresee a comedy in the future, it'll be called Snakes on Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Really though, this strikes me as one of those silly monster-fest films like Eight Legged Freaks was, which is a movie I really enjoy.

I also really hope that Steve Irwin shows up at some point in the film, I would love to see Sammy snap his neck for dangling his kid over that Crocodile.

What the hell, i'll give this a shot.

"What's the brotha gonna do, he's a Boa."

 

[Greg_S_H]

You put the snakes on the plane, you nut
You watch 'em both together
Put the snakes on the plane, you nut
"Now let me get this straight!"

 

[Jason Hughes]

ROTFLMAO

 

[Thomas Newton]

Maybe they could have a "King Cobra" and a convenient pair of boxing gloves.

Jackson: "You're hissing at me?" "You're hissing at me?"

"Let me show you why I'll go down in history as the man who dethroned the King."

(passengers start making side bets that the snake will win)

(Jackson K/Os the snake)

Passenger: "Oh, ******, you just cost me 300 bucks!"

 

[Thomas Newton]

The collider.com interview referenced indirectly above talks a little more about the snakes in the film.

 

[Cassy_w]

How can this thread die?! Come on people! We are talking about Mother F****** SNAKES here!!!

Check THIS BRILLIANT SONG OUT! I nearly peed myself.

Story at Jo Blo.com

 

[Mike Heenan]

Anyone remember the snakes on a plane SNL sketch some years ago, I think John Goodman was the host? I wonder if Lorne Michaels is going to sue the makers of this film?

 

[Greg_S_H]

The whole thing kind of evaporated from my brain until the thread was bumped.