Directors Poll: Who Could You Take In A Fight? (1 Viewer)

[SteveGon]

Okay, I just finished reading an insightful Onion article entitled Who Could You Take In A Fight? in which various celebrities are asked the titular question. Humorous answers ensue:

Singer-songwriter Suzanne Vega explored grief and isolation on her most recent album, 2001's Songs In Red And Gray.

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?

Suzanne Vega: Oh, dear. I don't know. Beck is smaller than me, but he's got more energy. And I wouldn't want to fight him, because he's way too cute. Let's leave it at that.

—Tasha Robinson

Chuck Palahniuk is the author of Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, and Lullaby.

The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?

Chuck Palahniuk: Celine Dion.

O: Wait, is that someone you could take on, or someone you'd like to take on?

Chuck Palahniuk: Any day. Bring it on, Celine, bring it on.

—Tasha Robinson

Go here for the full article.


So who could YOU take in a fight? As for me, I could probably take out the Olson twins.

 

[Nick Sievers]

Funny yet silly poll ,

Anyway, I could probably take Michael Clarke Duncan

 

[Evan Case]

Katherine Hepburn

Evan

 

[ChuckDeLa]

 

[Wes C]

dj qualls - and i would enjoy it

 

[Mike Hutman]

I think I could beat the hell out of DJ Qualls.

 

[Evan Case]

With the proper partner, I'm sure I could take these guys in a tag team match.

Evan

 

[george kaplan]

I'm a middle-aged, out-of-shape, pacifist ex-Marine. But I know I could take out Godard

 

[Rob Tomlin]

Your mom!

 

[Travis Olson]

I'm pretty sure I could take these guys...

 

[Brian Lawrence]

I'm pretty sure I could take these guys...

Dude! Hasselhoff is a Bad Mother Fucker!, You just don't mess with that level of coolness, unless you are ready to get your as kicked.

 

[Angelo.M]

The Powerpuff Girls, with the help of my 2-year-old daughter.

 

[Rob Tomlin]

Dude! Hasselhoff is a Bad Mother Fucker!, You just don't mess with that level of coolness, unless you are ready to get your as kicked.

Silly, silly Brian! He made a typographical error! Silly guy.

He obviously meant to say "Coleman" is a Bad MF!

 

[Richard Travale]

I think I could easily take on

 

[Rob Tomlin]

How about this one:

 

[Rob Tomlin]

Dude! Hasselhoff is a Bad Mother Fucker!

He should get a wallet like this:

 

[clayton b]

I only pick fights I know I can win. Therefore I'll say that I could kick this guy's ass:

 

[Shane Bos]

Anyone and Everyone

 

[Robert_Gaither]

Ghandi.

 

[Chris Farmer]

Tyler Durden