My mind wanders (1 Viewer)

[Anders Englund]

Last night, I finished my shower, got out and put on my robe. When I grabbed a towel to dry my hair, I suddenly realized that I'd forgotten to rinse the conditioner out. I just don't know what I'm thinking sometimes.

--Anders

 

[Patrick Sun]

So I had this witty comment for this thread, but I've seem to have misplaced it myself...

 

[Jay H]

Ohhh cool a yellow monarch butterfly...

 

[Jefferson]

I have looked for my sunglasses and found them on top of my head,
and i've put the milk away in the cabinet, rather than the refrigerator. Nothing wrong here.

 

[Anders Englund]

My boss told me he once left a pound of shrimp in the microwave after defrosting it. It sat there from friday to monday... in August. They spent the whole weekend trying to find out where the stench came from.
--Anders

 

[Clinton McClure]

I've put milk in the cabinet as well as lost an inkpen when I was holding it in my left hand (I'm right-handed). My mother has done things such as putting sewing scissors in the mailbox. I'm constantly forgetting things (which worries my girlfriend a little more than it worries me) like what I'm going to say next in a conversation and I frequently miss my turns while driving because my mind wanders off to other parts for a spell, then snaps back when I've just passed the street on which I should have turned.

 

[Tim Hoover]

Oh, I'm sorry. What were you saying?

I remember when I was a child my mother spent hours looking for her glasses one day. She finally asked me if I had seen them. I replied, "I can see them right now. They're on your face." Sometimes I wonder how someone with such poor eyesight can spend all that time looking for her glasses with perfect, corrected vision and not notice anything unusual...

 

[Steve Christou]

I have you all beat, I once went out to the shops still wearing my fluffy bunny slippers...

 

[Clinton McClure]

Around here, people do that on purpose.

 

[TonyD]

i like beef...

 

[Ted Lee]

ummm....you were saying....????

 

[Julie K]

Well, there was the time that I...ooo, look, there's a shiny thing...

 

[Brian Mansure]

I've actually driven to work more than once with the TV remote in my pants pocket.:b
Nobody, I mean nobody gets the remote when I'm around.
Brian

 

[Grant B]

there's that attention defi...oops I farted
what was I saying?

 

[Scott Van Dyke]

I got into the shower with my socks on before.
I couldn't find my keys while driving my car down the road once.
I got to work wearing my belt once, but it wasn't even close to being fastened.
I often forget to zip my zipper after a visit to the bathroom.
I hate it when I go to the store for something, and don't remember what it was until I'm back at home again.

 

[Jeff Braddock]

I have walked out of my old dorm room in without putting on pants.

 

[Mark Pfeiffer]

I've left home having forgotten to brush my hair in the mornning.