if i can't bring a lighter on the plane... (1 Viewer)

[Micah Cohen]

... how am I going to start a fire with which to cook and eat my co-survivors when we crash in the Andes?



MC

 

[Jim_F]

Caution: escalating poor taste alert:

Plan your meals around non-survivors who are already cooked?

 

[Holadem]

I woud add partially cooked survivors to that.

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[Dan D.]

Mmmmmm....

Survivor Tar Tar

 

[BrettB]

A couple of sticks ya lazy mamma's boy.

 

[Christ Reynolds]

once again, something reminds me of mr. show. one of the sketches has a plane crash with only one survivor, and when they finally find the guy next to the wrecked plane, he weighs about 500 lbs, because he ate all the survivors. in fact, the reason why the plane went down in the first place is because he broke into the cabin and ate the pilots

CJ

 

[Sami Kallio]

Make jerkey.

 

[John Alvarez]

You can still bring 4 books of safety matches aboard.

 

[Patrick Sun]

Bring a magnifying glass on board with you.

 

[Matt Stryker]

But does JP-4 leave the meat with that "tarmac taste"? Although this might be a situation where you want to taste the heat, not the meat.

 

[Garrett Lundy]

Bring a welding torch on board.... Duh :rolleyes

 

[Robert_Gaither]

I'm going to recommend ketsup, pepper, salsa, and salt, if you put enough of this them you should be able to choke'm down. Besides look around the plane for the people with thick glasses so you might can improvise a magnifying glass.

PS: watch the extras on the Castaway DVD so you'll know how to make a fire.

 

[Seth_L]

But what if you crash some place that isn't sunny?

 

[Glenn Overholt]

How about a couple of sticks?

You know, so you can sit on the aisle and rub them together and torch the carpet!

Glenn