I'm steeling myself to endure the 3D version of this, having seen the 2D version.
French chancer Noe is to be congratulated for achieving some kind of landmark but not much else.
His cast give (and show) their all but it makes sex look about as exciting as cleaning the sink.
In between the bonking scenes there's lots of looking into camera, wandering around Paris and talking in riddles, as is seemingly obligatory in French "art" movies.
The characters just make me want to strangle them and the acting is strictly am dram.
There's a couple of scenes which make the unwary want to duck, even in 2D.
If terrorists have chained you to a radiator then this may help to pass the time but it may also make it seem to pass more slowly.
As porn it's pretty routine and as drama it (like some of the characters) sucks.
Turns out the 3D isn't bad and mercifully, no one gets beaten to death with fire extinguisher.
French chancer Noe is to be congratulated for achieving some kind of landmark but not much else.
His cast give (and show) their all but it makes sex look about as exciting as cleaning the sink.
In between the bonking scenes there's lots of looking into camera, wandering around Paris and talking in riddles, as is seemingly obligatory in French "art" movies.
The characters just make me want to strangle them and the acting is strictly am dram.
There's a couple of scenes which make the unwary want to duck, even in 2D.
If terrorists have chained you to a radiator then this may help to pass the time but it may also make it seem to pass more slowly.
As porn it's pretty routine and as drama it (like some of the characters) sucks.
Turns out the 3D isn't bad and mercifully, no one gets beaten to death with fire extinguisher.