Favorite Homer Quote.

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  1. Mark C Sherman

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    Being a huge Simpsons fan (hopefully most of you are) I was wonder what yours would be.
    Mine is when Homer takes Lisa to work and she asked him if there was anything else to eat Besides donuts something like fruit. And homer turns to her and says "well this one has purple stuff inside" , PURPLES A FRUIT
    Other sipmson quotes are OK to to but I was looking for homer[​IMG]
    Money is the root of all evil and a Carrot is just a root.
     
  2. Matt Stryker

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    I don't remember it exactly, but the Skittlebrau quote is the one I hear most frequently.
     
  3. Rain

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    "It's because they're stupid, Marge. That's why everbody does everything."
     
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    "Trying is just the first step towards failure ...."
     
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    "Mmm... unexplained bacon..."

    -Mike
     
  6. Rain

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    "Mmmmmm...forbidden donut."
     
  7. Rob FM

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    "D'oh"
    ~Rob
     
  8. Scott_G

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    I'll second

    "D'oh"
     
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    "I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T."

    But you have to picker Homer singing it, with a head shake after the first spelling and saying the correction really fast :p)
     
  10. Marc Colella

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    Here's a couple:

    Lisa: Dad, beware the ides of March.

    Homer: No.

    Marge: Homer, you lied to me... how could you?

    Homer: But Marge, honestly... I never thought you'd find out.
     
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    "Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such"

    "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way"

    "Oooh..they've got the internet on computers now"

    Homer reaching under the couch looking for a peanut and finding a $20 bill.

    Homer: *moan* $20!! I wanted a peanut!

    Homer's Brain: $20 could buy many peanuts!

    Homer: Explain how!

    Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for good and services!

    Homer: WOO HOO!!

    "But Bart, with ten thousand dollars, we'd be millionaires!"

    "But Marge, weaseling out of things is what seperates us from the animals... ...'cept the weasel."

    "The first 8 cd's were only a penny. Then they jacked up the price!!!!"
     
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    "Two wrongs DO make a right."

    Or something similar.

    Actually, they do.
     
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    Bart, remember what Vince Lombardi said, "If you lose....you're out of the family"

    Alright brain, its all up to you, think of a plan or we'll lose marge forever

    *close up on homer's head, brain talking very fast*

    "eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding"

    They're not my faves but the episodes were on yesterday over here, so they were the first I thought of.
     
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    "Mmmmmmm...ovulicious"
     
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    Homer didn't actually say this, but...

    "your fingers are too fat.

    to obtain a special dialing wand

    please mash the keypad with your palm..now"
     
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    Apu: I come seeking Karmic realignment
    Homer: You can't do that! Karma can only be apportioned by the Cosmos!
    (slams door)
    Apu: He's got me there.
    Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there...Save Me Superman!
    And Homer invented a great word, "Crisitunity!"
     
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    I'm not sure this is exact, but "Help me, Jebus!"
     
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    Something like this

    "Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all the world's problems."

    I just love that.
     
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    "Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?"
     

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