Favorite Homer Quote. (1 Viewer)

[Jed M]

My bologna has a first name, its H-O-M-E-R. My bolgna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R.

(Marge is looking wishfully at an expensive punch bowl)

Marge : Maybe we could use it for the party and then take it back the next day?

Homer (disgusted) : Marge No! This is not a toothbrush.

 

[Ron-P]

Mmmmm Beeeeeeer
Peace Out~

 

[Jeremy Allin]

"First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."

 

[Scott McGillivray]

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

Man...I laugh at that every time!

 

[Bob McLaughlin]

Bart: Dad, something's in Santa's Little Helper's doghouse. I think it's a badger.

Homer: Badger, my ass, that's just Milhouse.

 

[Jason Bovberg]

No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you must have been out taking a wizz.

 

[Ash Williams]

Thought of a few more....

"They don't call me Springfield Fats just because I'm morbidly obese."

Homer: "They say it's okay in the Bible."

Lisa:"Really? Where?"

Homer: "Ahh..mmm..somewhere in the back."

Homer to a store clerk in Mexico: "Hi,ahm,let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper,couple of those panty shields(?),and some illegal fireworks,and one of those disposable enemas, nah make it two.

 

[Nick Sievers]

Talking about going to Japan:
Homer: If I wanted to see a Japanese person I would just go to the zoo.
Marge: HOMER!!
Homer: What? (guys name which I forget) works there.
They got me with that joke. I was shocked when that came out

 

[Rob_J]

"Flllaaaaaannnn-deeeerrrs..... Flllaaaaaannnn-deeeerrrs....."

 

[CharlesD]

Just saw this one tonight
Mr. Burns: I want to be loved
Homer: well... i'll need some beer...

 

[Nate Anderson]

"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."

 

[Justin Doring]

Silly me! When I clicked on this thread I was expecting quotes from The Iliad and The Odyssey. I'm afraid I can't contribute to this particular thread.