'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES' Eva Longoria in MAXIM! (1 Viewer)

[Zen Butler]

What do you say we kick it up a notch, huh?



Anyone who post any pics of hobbit-runts gets to stand in the corner. You have your fuggin' mijet threads, go there.

John, now your threads owns.

 

[MarkHastings]

I'll kick it up 100 notches:
http://maximmag.com/girls_of_maxim/f...riashortHi.wmv

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

That does it, her names going somewhere in either my signature or location file!

Drop dead beautiful, guy's!

 

[Carlo_M]

Let me tell you that she's the main reason I'm thankful for my HDTV receiver

 

[Jason Harbaugh]

Do I have to sit in the corner now? :b

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Damn, Eva in 1080i!? That shouldn't be legal, that could be down right deadly to some folks. LOL!

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Hey, if she were in those films, Sauron would have won because Frodo and Sam would have been too distracted! Hell, I think even Gollum would have been all over her!

"My Precious!" Indeed.

 

[Citizen87645]

Not if you viewed their friendship like Rambo Rick did.

 

[Ron-P]

Some of that Hithlain Rope would sure come in handy.

 

[Zen Butler]

Well, it was nice while it lasted. John's thread has resorted back to Suck mode. Oh wait, I recognize that scene from LOTR, it's the only one where those little mijet maggots aren't crying like babies.


Jason, how does that dunce cap fit?

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Gollum:
"She wants us!"

Smiegal:
"No, she doesn't, she wantses Smiegal alone."

Gollum:
"Let's kill those filthy little Hobbitses (Gollum! Gollum!) and takes her for ourselves."

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Alright, enough of Tolkien's intrusion, let's get back onto Eva alright.

 

[Zen Butler]

Jeff Goldblum uh....Gollum at least would be interested in Eva, although she would need subtitles to understand his marble-mouth English. Those other mijets, according to Rambo have gay.

 

[MarkHastings]

Sorry John, but I couldn't post this earlier and just HAD to...



So, would they rename Lothlorien to Longoria?

 

[Bryan X]

OK, this thread needs de-suckified again.

 

[NickSo]

I think we've de-suckified it that it now blows...



blows hard... :b

EDIT: Bah, ill just linkify all of them:
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...ia_2/gm_l1.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...ia_2/gm_l2.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...ia_2/gm_l3.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...ia_2/gm_l4.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...ia_2/gm_l5.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...ia_2/gm_l6.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...ia_2/gm_l7.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...ia_2/gm_l8.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...ia_2/gm_l9.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...a_2/gm_l10.jpg
http://www.maximonline.com/girls/eva...a_2/gm_l11.jpg

 

[Inspector Hammer!]

Mark,

that's the funniest thing i've seen in a while!

Nick,

man, I think you've re-de-suckified my thread enough to last for it's entire duration! Good job! It's moved beyond de-suckified and into the realm of the de-suckalicious!

This thread has to be the most bizzarre juxtiposition of both masculinity and geekness i've ever seen.