Best Simpsons qoute ever!!! (1 Viewer)

[Steven K]

Worst... thread... ever...

 

[Max Knight]

Bart speaking to the bull during the prison rodeo:

"Toss his salad!"

 

[BradyB]

"Yargh... I hate the sea and everything in it"

 

[Richard Travale]

Nope, the best quote/scene was

Smithers:I think women and Seamen don't mix
Burns: We know what you think.

 

[David Ortiz]

"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich." --Homer

 

[Gary King]

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

The best Simpsons quote from the best Simpsons episode.

 

[Brian R]

Homer to Bart: "The thing about sports is not whether you will or lose, its how drunk you get."

 

[Rob P S]

Homer: "I have faith in you."
Bart: "Since when?"
Homer: "Since your mother yelled at me."

 

[Duane Robinson]

One of my favorite scenes is one of the school's talent shows. There's a little kid on stage singing My dingaling, my dingaling, I want you to play with my dingaling and then Skinner runs onstage and drags him off.

 

[Greg Robertson]

"Homer no well work beer without!"

Good episode too.

 

[Craig S]

Bart watching Edna Krabapple "perform" at the Springfield Elementary teachers' talent show:

"I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks AND blows."

 

[NickSo]

Homer: Apu friend me good
Ralph: I like revenging!
Moe: Okay, he gets first stab
*Ralph Stabs Himself*
Moe: Well i bet on the wrong side
Bart: Ah wet blood! *slips and dies*
Marge: Well im not cleaning this up! *hits herself with a mace*
Ralph Rules!

 

[John Thomas]

Ralph is the one who gets the random lines...which, for me, is great comedy.
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
"You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food."
"Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad."
"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

 

[Moe Maishlish]

Homer: "Saxamaphone....."

Moe.

 

[Jeremy Allin]

Here's a couple of great bits of dialogue with the late, great Lionel Hutz:
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Hutz: "Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims that she forgot that she was carrying that bottle of delicious...bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors. So tempting."
*HOLDING BOTTLE CLOSE TO HIM*
"What's that? You want me to drink you!? But I'm in the middle of a trial!"
*PUTS THE BOTTLE DOWN*
"Excuse me!"
*RUNS OUT OF THE COURT ROOM*
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Marge: "So, do you think I have a case"
Hutz: "Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harrassment suit is just the thing I need to rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?"
Marge: "It's 9:30 in the morning!"
Hutz: "Yeah but I haven't slept in days."

 

[Mark Evans]

So many great quotes, how to choose?
Marge: Is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

 

[Morgan Jolley]

Tonight, watching the Simpsons, I got a new Ralph one:

"I almost died!"

 

[Rob P S]

Lisa (to Lunchlady Doris): "Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?"

 

[Graeme Clark]

Marge: Homer, I couldn't help but overhear you warp Bart's mind.

Homer: And?

 

[Matt MacFarlane]

I have two favorites.

(Apu is making a money run to the bank)
Apu: If anything should happen to me, promise you will not sleep with my wife.
Assistant: I promise nothing.

(Bart and Lisa are looking into the doghouse)
Homer: What are you kids looking at?
Bart and Lisa: We think there's a badger in the doghouse.
Homer: Its not a badger, its probably just Milhouse.