Best Simpsons qoute ever!!! (1 Viewer)

[Scott Thomas]

"Now whenever somebody has wood, they'll think of Trojans"

I was on the floor when King Flanders of Troy announced

 

[Shayne Lebrun]

Greece IS the word!

 

[Mark Pfeiffer]

"Daddy's stomach is crying" was pretty funny too.

 

[Luis Esp]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food".

You rock Ralphie!

 

[Robert Ma]

hi lisa, hi super nintendo chamers, I’m lernding.

 

[Robert Ma]

or

it tastes like burning.

 

[John_Lee]

He's gonna smell like hotdogs.

Lil' Wiggum gets the best lines.

 

[Morgan Jolley]

Actually, the original quote listed in this thread was...

"Now whenever people get wood, they'll think of Trojans"

I still like

"Why do people run away from me..." followed by Ralph pissing himself.

 

[Larry Seno Jr.]

"Me fail english? That's unpossible"

 

[Howard Williams]

"You're suppose to be a helper-monkey. That's not helping"

 

[Jeremiah]

"Everybodies hugging"

When Ralph goes into Barts adult section.

 

[Steeve Bergeron]

"I didn't do it!"

 

[Anthony Hom]

The trojan joke is one in a series of sex slang jokes they sneak out once in a while, it follows the:

Golden showers
Glory hole
sugar walls

any others?

 

[JasonK]

Now make like my pants - and split.

-The Comic Book Guy


or

But I come here legally as an exchange student!!! - Uter

Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you was our national dignity! - Skinner

 

[Rob P S]

"If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"

"Can't someone else do it?"

"My knob tastes funny."

 

[Mohsen Sadeghi]

Homer: Trying is the first step toward failure.
This has become kind of my motto in life.

 

[BrettK]

P. Skinner: "You're back! Now, quick, eat through my ball-sack!"


Vendor: "Mountain Dew or Crabjuice"
Homer: "Eeeeewwwccchhhhwwweeeeechhhhh!! Crabjuice."

 

[David Paymer]

Homer: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming!"

 

[Chris S]

Ralph after falling down onto his diaroma: "I bent my wookie..."

Still the funniest scene in the whole series.

Chris S.

 

[Dennis Reno]

Homer: "Aaaw I suck"