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Best Simpsons qoute ever!!!

Discussion in 'Archived Threads 2001-2004' started by Scott Thomas, Jun 3, 2002.

  1. Scott Thomas

    Scott Thomas Second Unit

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    "Now whenever somebody has wood, they'll think of Trojans"

    I was on the floor when King Flanders of Troy announced
     
  2. Shayne Lebrun

    Shayne Lebrun Screenwriter

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    Greece IS the word!
     
  3. Mark Pfeiffer

    Mark Pfeiffer Screenwriter

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    "Daddy's stomach is crying" was pretty funny too. [​IMG]
     
  4. Luis Esp

    Luis Esp Supporting Actor

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    "My cat's breath smells like cat food".

    You rock Ralphie!
     
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    hi lisa, hi super nintendo chamers, I’m lernding.
     
  6. Robert Ma

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    or

    it tastes like burning.
     
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    He's gonna smell like hotdogs.

    Lil' Wiggum gets the best lines.
     
  8. Morgan Jolley

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    Actually, the original quote listed in this thread was...

    "Now whenever people get wood, they'll think of Trojans"

    I still like

    "Why do people run away from me..." followed by Ralph pissing himself.
     
  9. Larry Seno Jr.

    Larry Seno Jr. Supporting Actor

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    "Me fail english? That's unpossible"
     
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    "You're suppose to be a helper-monkey. That's not helping"
     
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    "Everybodies hugging"

    When Ralph goes into Barts adult section.
     
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    Steeve Bergeron Cinematographer

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    "I didn't do it!"
     
  13. Anthony Hom

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    The trojan joke is one in a series of sex slang jokes they sneak out once in a while, it follows the:

    Golden showers
    Glory hole
    sugar walls

    any others?
     
  14. JasonK

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    Now make like my pants - and split.

    -The Comic Book Guy


    or

    But I come here legally as an exchange student!!! - Uter

    Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you was our national dignity! - Skinner
     
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    "If you don't like your job, you don't go on strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"

    "Can't someone else do it?"

    "My knob tastes funny."
     
  16. Mohsen Sadeghi

    Mohsen Sadeghi Stunt Coordinator

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    Homer: Trying is the first step toward failure.
    This has become kind of my motto in life. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    P. Skinner: "You're back! Now, quick, eat through my ball-sack!"


    Vendor: "Mountain Dew or Crabjuice"
    Homer: "Eeeeewwwccchhhhwwweeeeechhhhh!! Crabjuice."
     
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    Homer: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming!"
     
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    Ralph after falling down onto his diaroma: "I bent my wookie..."

    Still the funniest scene in the whole series.

    Chris S.
     
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    Homer: "Aaaw I suck"
     

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