Best Simpsons qoute ever!!! (1 Viewer)

[Matt MacFarlane]

Ralph: They were in the closet, and they were making babies and one of them looked at me.

 

[peter_anderson]

[Bart shoplifting episode- being show an educational video by the security guard]
Troy McClure:

"The term 'shoplifting' goes back to ancient times when thieves would actually lift the corner of the shop to get at the sweet, sweet olives inside! Oh, Nehemiahazaheba, will you ever learn?"

[Homer addressing a picnic table surrounded by guests]

"If I could just say a few words...I would be a better public speaker!"

 

[Mark Evans]

Three little words:

"Oh no... beta!"

 

[Dome Vongvises]

Homer: Trying is the first step toward failure.

It was my motto for quite some time too.