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Malcolm R

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Here's another photo of the trophy.
I'm not sure if it's better or worse. Doesn't look as much like what it does in the first, but your mind could still wander . . . .
 

Joseph DeMartino

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Andy and Darrel:
:D LMFAO, you guys are great.
Jack:
Yeah, SNL has to pick up on this. It reminds me of one of my favorite SNL gags (which I happened to remember while showing a customer golf books at work): Chevy Chase read a brief, fairly straight story about the Bob Hope Desert Classic, in front of a candid snapshot that caught Bob scratching himself. Chevy end the report by saying, "Here's a shot of Bob lining up his putz". I was laughing at that one line for the next hour, though I suspect the much of the country (like the NBC censor) didn't get it. :)
Regards,
Joe
 

Leo Hinze

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Golf lesson for your 8-year-old daughter: $100.
Her own first set of clubs: $500.
Seeing your daughter her curiously shaped golf trophy from her first tournament win on national TV: priceless.
On the other hand, maybe nobody else finds anything wrong with this picture, and all of us here need to see a therapist:)
 

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The fault lies with the trophy designer. I believe his name is Wang.

That thing doesn't belong on a shelf, it belongs in a dresser drawer next to the Kleenex.
 

Jason Handy

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Kinda makes any guy feel like he wouldn't be "enough" for her, huh?

And she's hot to boot. Man, I need to start watching women's golf.
 

John Spencer

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Damn. Just further adding to the mindset that Women golfers have no time for a man... :frowning:
Or better yet, maybe Gatorade can use this picture in their ad campaign. Imagine seeing that picture in Sports Illustrated with the caption "Gatorade: because life is a contact sport." Or "Gatorade: Is IT in you?"
 

Richard_T

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That has got to be the funniest picture I've ever seen! I wonder if she could have another photo of the trophy while she practices her strokes! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 

Travis D

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In other news, Cristie Kerr scored a record 108 holes-in-one today...... while in her hotel room about 6 hours after an actual game.

OK - I am so very very sorry.
 

BrettB

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Oh Mrs. Kerr, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my - Carl
 

Joel Mack

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The picture showed up on "Mohr Sports" on ESPN on Monday night, so SNL is probably a good bet this weekend...
 

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