There is no justice, there is only Chuck Norris.
Jul 10, 2012 #21 of 86 Richard V Senior HTF Member Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 2,962 Real Name Richard There is no justice, there is only Chuck Norris.
Jul 10, 2012 #22 of 86 Richard V Senior HTF Member Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 2,962 Real Name Richard Chuck Norris doesn't go fishing, he stares at the ocean until fish jump into the boat.
Jul 10, 2012 #23 of 86 Richard V Senior HTF Member Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 2,962 Real Name Richard Chuck Norris has never stood in line, Chuck Norris follows NO man.
Jul 10, 2012 #24 of 86 Andrew Radke Screenwriter Joined May 8, 2003 Messages 1,258 Location Guelph, Ontario - Canada Real Name Andrew Radke Chuck Norris does not pray to God. God prays to him!
Jul 10, 2012 #25 of 86 Kevin EK Reviewer Senior HTF Member Joined May 9, 2003 Messages 3,103 Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because "hunting" implies the possiblity of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Before the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because "hunting" implies the possiblity of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Before the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Jul 10, 2012 #26 of 86 David Deeb Screenwriter Joined Nov 17, 2005 Messages 1,286 Real Name David Chuck Norris can get 1080p Blu-ray quality out of his existing DVD collection without having to upgrade or double dip.
Chuck Norris can get 1080p Blu-ray quality out of his existing DVD collection without having to upgrade or double dip.
Jul 11, 2012 #27 of 86 Dave Moritz Premium Senior HTF Member Joined Jul 7, 2001 Messages 9,325 Location California Real Name Dave Moritz All one must do is carry a picture of Chuck Norris and thieves will run in fear!
Jul 11, 2012 #28 of 86 Richard V Senior HTF Member Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 2,962 Real Name Richard Chuck Norris's beard has been known to split the atom on occasion.
Jul 11, 2012 #29 of 86 Richard V Senior HTF Member Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 2,962 Real Name Richard Chuck Norris's fists are named "Law" and "Order".
Jul 11, 2012 #30 of 86 Richard V Senior HTF Member Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 2,962 Real Name Richard Chuck Norris doesn't always kick ass, but when he does, he prefers to maim.
Jul 11, 2012 #31 of 86 M Mycosyco Auditioning Joined Jul 11, 2012 Messages 4 Real Name Mike Rogers Chuck Norris holds the only win over Parker Lewis.
Jul 11, 2012 #32 of 86 PaulaJ Supporting Actor Joined Oct 9, 2000 Messages 696 Chuck Norris can beat up Loki AND The Hulk. At the same time. Without breaking a sweat.
Jul 11, 2012 #33 of 86 Richard V Senior HTF Member Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 2,962 Real Name Richard The Pyramids were a Chuck Norris "weekend project."
Jul 11, 2012 #34 of 86 Aaron Silverman Senior HTF Member Joined Jan 22, 1999 Messages 11,411 Location Florida Real Name Aaron Silverman Inspired by Adam: When he wants to write a PM, Chuck Norris simply squints his eyes a little and a message appears in the recipient's inbox.
Inspired by Adam: When he wants to write a PM, Chuck Norris simply squints his eyes a little and a message appears in the recipient's inbox.
Jul 11, 2012 #35 of 86 Aaron Silverman Senior HTF Member Joined Jan 22, 1999 Messages 11,411 Location Florida Real Name Aaron Silverman At any given time, the balance of the Light and Dark Sides of the Force depends on Chuck Norris' mood. "Tell Luke to use the Force, Obi-Wan." -- Chuck Norris
At any given time, the balance of the Light and Dark Sides of the Force depends on Chuck Norris' mood. "Tell Luke to use the Force, Obi-Wan." -- Chuck Norris
Jul 11, 2012 #36 of 86 Aaron Silverman Senior HTF Member Joined Jan 22, 1999 Messages 11,411 Location Florida Real Name Aaron Silverman Chuck Norris refused Don Corleone's offer.
Jul 11, 2012 #37 of 86 Aaron Silverman Senior HTF Member Joined Jan 22, 1999 Messages 11,411 Location Florida Real Name Aaron Silverman Why are there so many songs about rainbows? Because Chuck Norris wrote them. And what's on the other side? Chuck Norris.
Why are there so many songs about rainbows? Because Chuck Norris wrote them. And what's on the other side? Chuck Norris.
Jul 11, 2012 #38 of 86 Aaron Silverman Senior HTF Member Joined Jan 22, 1999 Messages 11,411 Location Florida Real Name Aaron Silverman When Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and looked inside, the Ark melted.
Jul 11, 2012 #39 of 86 Richard V Senior HTF Member Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 2,962 Real Name Richard Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Mixed Martial Arts, he only believes in Maim, Mayhem and Annihilation.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Mixed Martial Arts, he only believes in Maim, Mayhem and Annihilation.
Jul 11, 2012 #40 of 86 Richard V Senior HTF Member Joined May 14, 2009 Messages 2,962 Real Name Richard Chuck Norris believes in "Round House Kick First, ask questions later".....and then Round House Kick again.
Chuck Norris believes in "Round House Kick First, ask questions later".....and then Round House Kick again.