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Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
 

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So, has Chuck Norris picked the winners? I didn't receive a kick to the head so I guess it wasn't me.
 

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Originally Posted by Chuck Anstey /t/322152/win-a-copy-of-code-of-silence-and-lone-wolf-mcquade-on-blu-ray/60#post_3951861
So, has Chuck Norris picked the winners? I didn't receive a kick to the head so I guess it wasn't me.

If you were kicked in the head by Chuck Norris you it would be so fast you wouldn't know you were kicked until your funeral.
 

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David Willow said:
So, has Chuck Norris picked the winners? I didn't receive a kick to the head so I guess it wasn't me.
If you were kicked in the head by Chuck Norris you it would be so fast you wouldn't know you were kicked until your funeral. :)
I was under the assumption he was just using 0.00001% power so I wouldn't die but be able to enjoy his movies when I woke up after a week.
 

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Sorry, Chuck Norris was out of town so the committee was unable to meet until today. To avoid any bias the committee consisted of my wife. Her favorite "fact" was:

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Chuck Norris refused Don Corleone's offer.
Thanks to all who entered. Steve and Aaron, can you both PM me your address so I can get Chuck to roundhouse kick a set to each of your addresses?
 

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Now that it's over, I can relate that Chuck Norris does not fear the Reaper. He considers the Reaper a promising rookie.
 

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