Directors The Ripoff/Sequel "Uncool" Tournament (1 Viewer)

[Nick Sievers]

MAR
Tax
Speedo's

 

[SteveGon]

MAR DVDs, inheritance tax, and speedos win.


Round 1 - Bracket 27

Messing with people when they're passed out drunk

vs.

Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night


Round 1 - Bracket 28

Hot actresses that refuse to do nude scenes

vs.

commercials at the movies


Bonus match (Monday morning blues edition)


Round 1 - Bracket 29

mayonnaise

vs.

sweat pit stains on shirts


Joke of the day:


This couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the
bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?"
The husband looked over and nodded.
"Well," the woman continued, "we used to go out and he's been drinking like that for the last 10 years - ever since we broke up!"
The husband returned to his meal.
"Nonsense," he said, "even that's not worth so much celebrating!"

 

[Bill Williams]

Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night (been there, done that too many times!)

commercials at the start of movies

sweat pit stains on shirts (hey, I like mayonnaise!)

 

[Chucky P]

Falling asleep
commercials
Sweat (Mayo Rocks!)

 

[Philip_T]

Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night

commercials at the movies

sweat pit stains on shirts

 

[Brook K]

Falling Asleep

Hot actresses

Mayo

 

[Andrew_Sch]

Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night
Commercials: You can always use your imagination for hot actresses. You can't imagine away the fact that you're forced to sit through twenty fucking minutes of commercials after you've already paid around or above 10 dollars for a fucking ticket. By the way, I don't like chain theaters.
Mayo

 

[Angelo.M]

Falling asleep

Commercials ("You go on the Internet and do the Fandango with my credit card!")

Mayo

 

[Arman]

Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night

commercials at the movies

sweat pit stains on shirts

 

[John C. Wilson]

Falling asleep during a movie and not being able to finish it that night
Hot actresses that refuse to do nude scenes
sweat pit stains on shirts

 

[Brad Porter]

dozing..commercials...mayo

Brad

 

[SteveGon]

falling asleep, commercials, and sweat pit stains win.


Round 1 - Bracket 30

getting an annoying itch in a private place in public

vs.

getting a boner at work for no reason


Round 1 - Bracket 31

broken bones

vs.

"not tonight, honey"


Crappy, end of round one bonus match:


Round 1 - Bracket 32

Alcopops: Skyy Blue, Smirnoff Ice, Tequiza, etc

vs.

shaving


Joke of the day:


At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn't made a contribution. This guy was making about $600,000 a year so the volunteer thought, "Why not call him up?"

He calls up the lawyer.

"Sir, according to our research you haven't made a contribution to the United Way, would you like to do so?"

The lawyer responds, "A contribution? Does your research show that I have an invalid mother who requires expensive surgery once a year just to stay alive?"

The worker is feeling a bit embarrassed and says, "Well, no sir, I'm..."

"Does your research show that my sister's husband was killed in a car accident? She has three kids and no means of support!"

The worker is feeling quite embarrassed at this point. "I'm terribly sorry..."

"Does your research show that my brother broke his neck on the job and now requires a full time nurse to have any kind of normal life?"

The worker is completely humiliated at this point. "I am sorry sir, please forgive me..."

"The gall of you people! I don't give them anything, so why should I give it to you!"


Apologies to any lawyers hereabouts...

 

[Bill Williams]

annoying itches in public

"not tonight, honey"

Alcopops

 

[Philip_T]

getting an annoying itch in a private place in public

"not tonight, honey"

Alcopops: Skyy Blue, Smirnoff Ice, Tequiza, etc

 

[Chucky P]

Itch
Bones
Shaving

 

[Andrew_Sch]

Getting a boner at work-you can always scratch discreetly in public, boners are more difficult to get rid of
Broken Bones-depending of which ones, these can keep you out of action for a lot longer than "not tonight"
Shaving

 

[Brook K]

Boners (another check in the "cool" column for working from home)

"not tonight"

Shaving (I've only tried the vodka based ones, but I like Smirnoff Ice and Triple Black and Stoli Citrona is even better though it is pretty hard to find in this area. Plus shaving really sucks and is something I have to do every day)

 

[DaveGTP]

getting a boner at work for no reason

Itches are judiciously solvable at work.




"not tonight, honey"

shaving

 

[Mike Hutman]

getting a boner at work for no reason

"not tonight, honey"

shaving

 

[Nick Sievers]

Boner
Broken Bones
Shaving